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Ghost Bitch

 (Partner in Crime🍻- Klaus Hargreeves. Ben is Benny Bear👻🐙. Also Five and Misfits are both 23. THIS IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES SO DON'T BULLY ME TO HARD.)

Hargreeves Group Chat

 *Klaus added 'phone number'*

Luther Hargreeves- Who's *phone number*? 

Partner in Crime🍻- That's Misfits, my ghost bitch other than ben.

Allison Hargreeves- Why'd you add them?

Partner in Crime🍻- To make this chat better

Wow, nice to meet you too

Diego Hargreeves- Whatever, send a picture so I can make a contact.

*sends a picture of Peppa pig frog*

I'm so hot, aren't I?😍

Five Hargreeves- Yes, very sexy. Now a real photo.

Jeez so demanding. Not complaining

 okay okay I'll send a real one.

*Sends photo of self*

There, you rats

Benny Bear👻🐙- Oh hey my ghost bestfriend, looking good as usual

Diego Hargreeves- You didn't say they were hot

Luther Hargreeves- Yeah, no kidding

Vanya Hargreeves- They're very attractive... 

Five Hargreeves- I mean, they aren't bad looking

Allison Hargreeves- Jesus guys, really?

Partner in Crime🍻- Guys, they're MY ghost bitch. Get your own

Damn, I got the whole squad

I'm JK. Thanks guys

Partner in Crime🍻- Are you coming over Saturday for the Birthday party?

😐No shit Klaus

Partner in Crime🍻- Calm down, misfits. What's up your ass? 

A racoon

Five Hargreeves- What the actual fuck

Allison Hargreeves- I'm... Okay then

Benny Bear👻🐙- You guys, their purposefully acting like this so that you get annoyed

Partner in Crime🍻- Little misfits, here doesn't like when they make a connection with someone

Partner in Crime🍻- You see, misfit has trust issues. They are going to purposefully push you away.

Partner in Crime🍻- JUST, so that you can hate them and not want to be their friend

Benny Bear👻🐙- They'll push you away before there can be a connection out of fear of

Benny Bear👻🐙- Later hurting you guys. So, if you guys will ignore the pushing away

Partner in Crime🍻- You'll find out they are a very caring, loving, amazing person

I didn't need you to give them a whole