" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Aqua: hey, I think I see someone in the distance...
Kazuma: Really... hey, it's that guy from the baths !
Megumin: Why are you guys stopping ?
Kazuma: Shhh... Look, our guy's here. It's not the blond old man the guards told us about, it's the one we were looking for. Mind deploying the scouts ?
"Way ahead of you, I already have three surrounding the guy. And it's definitely our man. But there's one little problem..."
Kazuma: What ?
"I have three... But I had five. Two of them just straight up went missing when I tried sneaking them underwater."
Kazuma: They're gone ?
Darkness: Wait, there's a pipe linked here... hey, he's poisoning the water right now !
Aqua: WHAT ?! NOT HAPPENING !!
"Look, we really shouldn't be rushing in, this guy is-"
Aqua: YOUUUUUU !!
Hans: H- HUH ?! Hey, what are all of you doing here ?! This place is off-limits to all except the manager, so how did you get here ?!
Aqua: Are you still playing dumb ?! How dare you destroy the hot springs in this city ! I'll purge you !!
Hans: Destroy the hot springs ? I'm the manager of the hot springs, okay ? What are you saying... ?
"We were told the manager was an old man with blond hair. Not a brown-haired tanned guy."
Megumin: It's useless to play dumb, okay ? And what are you doing here ? It's too troublesome to poison the hot springs one at a time, so you're going right for the source ? The uproar of polluted water gushing out was probably your way of confirming that this source was actually linked to the city, right ?
Darkness: We saw that all the hot springs had been contaminated on our way here. Megumin already asked, so can you tell us what you're doing here ? I'm Dustiness Ford Lalatina, with my authority as a noble, I would like you to come with us.
Hans: I already said I don't know what you're talking about. Do you want to search the things I have with me ? You'll never find anything poisonous... With me... ?
Wiz: ... ... ...
Hans: An- Anyways, I'm here to investigate the reason behind the polluted water, um...
"Your thoughts ?"
Wiz: ... It's Hans-san ! Hans-san, it's you, right ?!
Hans: W- Who's Hans ? i'm the manager of the hot springs in this city...
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?