" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Aqua: W'HOME !
Kazuma: Can't you even say "We're home" properly ?
Aqua: Phew ! It's so good to be back in your own house !
Megumin: Well, that ended up being a very eventful vacation.
"Though, I could go with a little less of it. But we all got something out of it, didn't we ?"
Darkness: Yeah, how about a cup of tea and a little rest ?
Kazuma: 'I ended up getting sucked into more nonsense on my own vacation... I'm starting to think it would've been better if I'd just stayed home.'
Aqua: Hey, Megumin, that Archwizard is really obnoxious. How about you trade it for this crusader I don't need ?
Megumin: I don't need that crusader for my strategy either. Come on, Aqua, it's your turn.
Darkness: Excuse me, you two. I hope you're just talking about your game...
"I thought this was just regular chess... But looking closer, it's more like Fire Emblem... Interesting..."
Megumin: What's that ?
"Uhhh..."
Kazuma: 'It really is good to relax like this. But by now, I've learned, if I feel this good, something is about to happen.
???: Excuse meee !! Megumin, are you there ? Y/n-san ?
Kazuma: Right on cue...
"I see I taught you well on the great laws of the jinx. Who's there ?"
Yunyun: H- Hello... !!
Kazuma: Oh, Yunyun ! What's up ? Why so worked up ?
Megumin: Why are you here ?
"No, no, let me guess... yet another Demon king's general to defeat, is it ?"
Kazuma: Don't talk about that, please.
Yunyun: Er... Um... I know this is very sudden, but... Y/n-san... I want to bear your child !!
"... ... ... Come again... ?"
Yunyun: I said, I want to bear your child !
"... ... Why settle for plain old boring me, when you have the magnificent specimen of a man that is Kazuma right here ?"
Kazuma: You sure, that's a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
"No thanks. I already have one crazy bitch pretending to have my kid, don't need a second one."
Darkness: H- Hey !
Yunyun: K... Kazuma-san... ?
Kazuma: I want a daughter first, personally.
Yunyun: No ! It must be a son !
Kazuma: Look, even I have certain non-negotiables...
Yunyun: As I do ! It absolutely must be a boy !
Kazuma: Yunyun, every man want to be called daddy by his sweet little girl.
Megumin: HOW CAN YOU JUST LAUNCH RIGHT INTO WHETHER IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL ?!
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?
