" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Megumin: Hey Komekko, you have some rice on your lips...
Komekko: Ah ! Onee-chan stole my food !
Megumin: K- Komekko ! Don't make drama out of me eating your single grain of rice ! Eat slower and steadier if you don't want that to happen again. Your breakfast won't grow legs and run away anytime soon.
Komekko: ... When Onee-chan used to steal corn from the farms, she said they would run away if we didn't eat them fast enough.
Megumin: Forget about that, cooked rice doesn't run !
Kazuma: ... ... Why would corn...
"Given what cabbages can do, corn that can run seems actually quite possible..."
Kazuma: yeah, fair...
Aqua: being sisters seems pretty good. Hey, Kazuma, now I also want an "Imouto". There are gender-bending magic items in this world, you know. Why not give it a try ?
Kazuma: While I don't get what you're implying, I understand your desire for little sisters. Imoutos are great, especially the cute ones that'd call you "Onii-chan", those are the best... Gh...
"Looks like someone remembered Iris..."
Announcer: EMERGENCY ! EMERGENCY ! All adventurers, arm yourselves and gather at the guild. I repeat, all adventurers, arm yourselves and gather at the guild !
"... Okay, which one of you pissed off a Demon General this time ?!"
Megumin: Why would you jump to that conclusion ?
"Because you always do. Urgent broadcasts are rare, especially around this time. It's no season for cabbages, and there hasn't been any high-bounty targets either."
Announcer: Additionally, all Crimson Demons currently in the city must participate. I repeat, all Crimson Demons currently in the city must participate !
"... ... Megumiiiiiiin~ ?"
Darkness: What's going on here ? Hey, what just happened here ?
Kazuma: If possible, I want to avoid doing anything dangerous. I just want to live in peace... but since it was an emergency, I'm afraid there will for sure be another evil antagonist... Just one thing, could please confirm that Megumin isn't personally involved... ? It's becoming weird...
Megumin: I- I can feel his breath on my neck... And what did you mean when you said all Crimson Demons must participate ? Komekko is also a Crimson Demon, although she can't use any magic yet, we've still brought her along for the time being...
Staff: You've finally come !
Megumin: ... Eh ? Why, all of the sudden ? Unless the guild gave me VIP status after finally realizing the true usefulness and power of my explosion magic ? A bit late in my opinion though...
Staff: No, not her. Actually, her attendance is optional. The more important subject is the other young lady.
Megumin: Hey, what do you mean "Optional" ?! Is that a challenge ?
Komekko: ... Huh ?
Staff: Welcome. We've prepared deserts, this way please.
Komekko: Yaaay !
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?
