" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
"MANTICORE !!"
Kazuma: We saw !! I- It's headed here ! Hey, Megumin, that damn bastard is coming for you ! Stop chanting for now, if we don't keep our distance, it'll wreck us !
Megumin: W- W- W- Wait a second, Kazuma ! Don't shake me ! The Manticore has high intelligence. It was alerted by the threat of my dangerous spell, so it raised our priority. A- Ah, it's coming !
"GIGANT BONE BARRIER !!"
*SHKRUNK*
"I'll keep it away ! You guys charge and throw stuff !"
Kazuma: Eat this ! Snipe !!
*Tunk*
Kazuma: ... Heh ? The hell is this ?! Megumin ! My arrow was deflected, what now ?!
Megumin: It was simply not strong enough ! Manticores are high-tier monsters that shouldn't be around here ! To it, beginner adventurers' attack are only that: an annoyance !
Manticore: Aha ! You sure give the gentleman vibe, little boy ! Oi, wanna see what I can do with this meat whip ?!
"Getting Sylvia flashbacks here !"
Aqua: leave this to me ! Large monsters like manticores and Griffons need magic to fly ! What i'm saying is, without magic, they'll fall right out of the sky !
Kazuma: Hey wait, nothing good ever comes of anything you do ! Just let me use the blinding combo like usual and... !
Aqua: SACRED BREAK SPELL !!
Kazuma: Whoooooaaahhh ?! W- Wait !! OWOWOWOWOWOW !!
*SCHBROOOOOOOM*
"Of course it had to fall there... Kazuma, are you okay ? Speak to me !"
Manticore: Not bad, boy ! You really are something, if I do say so !
Kazuma: Not bad my ass ! Same deal as Sylvia, why are hybrid monsters all like this ?!
Manticore: Come on, just try taking a shot from my meat whip ! ... Gah, wh- What's this now ?!
Kazuma: Drain Touch ! Drain touuuuuuuch !! Anyone, please come save me ! i'm about to lose some very important things !!
"... Your other virginity, or your life ?"
Kazuma: YES !!
*F-TWOOOOOOOOOM*
"You get off his ass ! Both figuratively and literally ! Why don't you take on someone more your size for a change ?!"
Manticore: Boy, you've got some nerve. A duel, is that what you want ? A duel ?! How manly ! Well, allow me to pierce the heavens from your backyard !
"Stop making everything sound so wrong !!"
Megumin: Kazuma, I- i'm ready ! Leave this to me !!
Kazuma: Don't waste such a spell on the Manticore ! The griffon is far stronger, so leave this cannon fodder be and strike over there !
Megumin: U- Understood ! I've indeed heard rumors saying that the Griffon's level is higher !
Manticore: ... Ohh ? You dare say i'm weaker after years of sustained combat ?
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?
