" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Megumin: Now then, we're about to confront a strong enemy, so why don't we take a break for now ? Iris, I'll teach you about what you need to be aware of when resting in the wilderness. First, do not light a fire in the habitat of brutal monsters, so as to not draw their attention...
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, can you Tinder this for me ? I want to drink some delicious black tea.
"Pretty sure you're gonna drink some bland hot water if we let you do it."
Kazuma: You brought a tea set with you ? You really can't be helped huh. Make a cup for me, alright ?
Megumin: UWAAAAAAAHHH !!
Aqua: Waaaah ! Hey, Megumin, what are you doing ? Why did you put out the fire ?!
Megumin: Don't you "What are you doing" me ! If you light a fire in this place, won't you attract monsters ?! Ever since I started lecturing her, you guys... !
"I'm pretty sure if you start yelling so loudly, things will notice us waaay quicker..."
Kazuma: i'm picking up something from my Enemy Detection. Hey, something's coming !
Aqua: It's all because Megumin Shouted so loudly !
"I'll have to agree with her on that one."
Megumin: It's my fault ?! Yes, I totally caused this situation to happen, didn't I ?! I'm so sorry ! I might've apologized, but I'm not satisfied with this, ok ?!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Kazuma: It's coming !!
Dragon: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
"... Okay, i'm no expert but... Aren't the golden dragons like, really bad news ?"
Aqua: Guys, we've hit the jackpot ! This is a golden dragon, and amongst all types of dragons, this has the highest sale price ! If you eat its meat you'll jump levels in one go, you can make rare potions from its blood, and you can even make skill-up potions from ingredients made from its parts. You could probably even make highest-quality weapons and gear from its hard scales and horns. It's practically a mountain of treasure !
"Yeah, only this mountain fights back !"
Darkness: Lady Iris ! I will draw the dragon's attention, so please attack it from a safe position ! i'm not good at attacking, so... !
Kazuma: Alright Megumin, begin chanting explosion magic ! Ideally, I don't want you to shatter such a precious dragon with your Explosion Magic, but if Iris has any trouble, don't hesitate to release it ! Aqua, use your magic to support Iris and Darkness ! I will attack it from a distance using my bow !
Megumin: U- U- U- U-, understood... ! W- W- What, it's just a d- d- d- d- dragon, before my Explosion magic, it's not d- d- d- different from a mere lizard... !
"Guess our main DPS is shaking in her boots... I'll charge the shot, So get ready to scramble before I crack it."
Kazuma: Try not to go for the Summoned bone dragon this time ! We don't want something blocking the shot !
Aqua: Hey you skimping NEET, don't just tickle the dragon with your bow and arrows and try to be useful !
Darkness: Come, golden Dragon ! I'll let you witness the power of the Dustiness house who are called the Shield of the Kingdom !
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?
