Kazuma: Gee, this is kind of embarrassing. I never imagined, at my level... That I'd get killed by a bunch of Kobolds.
Eris: ... ... ...
Kazuma: Look, don't get me wrong, it was going great for a while there ! I let the other adventurers handle the really dangerous monsters. Perfect excuse for me to show off my sharpshooting skills on the kobolds. Small fries, right ? I let Darkness lead the way while I took potshots from behind her. Don't mind saying I racked up a few kills !
Kazuma: But... Then I might have let myself get a little carried away. Kobolds didn't scare me ! I was more than a match for them, right ? So I picked an especially weak-looking one ans starting chasing him, but...
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Kazuma: Y- yeah, I let him lead me too far behind enemy lines... But how was I supposed to know there would be that many kobolds waiting to ambush me ?! And there was a white flash, and...
Kazuma: Argh ! I told everyone I was gonna win... And then I got beaten to death by the most pathetic enemies around.
Eris: ... ... ...
Kazuma: E- Eris-same, I was wrong ! I know I made a mistake and died an embarrassing death, and I've repented ! So just give me a smile...
Eris: ... using sexual harassment just to get back at someone is not okay, understand ?
Kazuma: ... Huh ? H- hey, what are you talking about... Was that about Megumin ? Darkness ? Chris ?
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Kazuma: Please, please, forgive me ! I won't make any more excuses ! I don't know what i'm apologizing for, but please !
Eris: Sheesh, your harassment is getting out of hand. I guess that's enough teasing for now. Besides, I have a favor to ask of you.
