Chapter 55: Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Kazumaaaaaan !

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 " ": You talking

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Your POV:

Chris: Okay, the main thing is to be as discreet as possible. We're taking the princess' necklace, and nothing else.

Kazuma: Ugh.. I can't believe I let you talk me into being an accessory to a crime...

Chris: It's for a good cause ! Hey, I was wondering... Where'd you get that mask ? it's kinda cool.

 Kazuma: Oh, this ? This weirdo clerk at a magical item shop in Axel gave it to Y/n, so I just borrowed it

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Kazuma: Oh, this ? This weirdo clerk at a magical item shop in Axel gave it to Y/n, so I just borrowed it. This way, even of we get spotted, no one will know who I am.

Chris: Very nice. So who's this clerk ? I wouldn't mind having one of those myself...

Kazuma: Well, let's see... These days, he goes by Vanir Crowslayer, since he chased the crows away from the garbage heap.

Chris: Huh ! Sounds like quite a guy. I'll have to meet him someday !

Kazuma: 'Chris is a serious Eris follower. I don't think I should let her anywhere near them...'

Chris: All right... ! You ready, underling .?

Kazuma: Anytime, boss.

Chris: ... .. Don't call me that. It makes me sound like an underworld kingpin.

Kazuma: Don't call me your underling, then. Why do I have to be the henchman anyway ?

Chris: because i'm the thief here ! it's my main class ! You're just an adventurer, right ?

Kazuma: Yeah, but I have the second sight skill. that's totally thiefy. And I'll bet I'm more effective than you overall.

Chris: Urgh... In that case... Okay, we won't solve anything standing here arguing ! What we need is a way to settle this, and fast !

Kazuma: Sure, all right. How about a game of rock-paper-scissors, then ?

Chris: You're on !

Kazuma: 'Heh ! Sucker... I've never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors in my life. It's Chris' bad luck that she doesn't know how good my luck is !'

Chris: Okay, here we go ! Rock, paper...




Chris: Perfect ! We're in ! Let's go, lowly assistant !

Kazuma: Yeah, sure, chief.

Chris: Using Snipe to nail the rope toss, what an idea ! You're pretty helpful to have around. If you ever quit adventuring, maybe you can come join my thief gang stealing from nasty nobles ! Love to have you !

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