Girlfriend 101

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"Why are you wearing the same sweater three days in a row?"

"Do you even take a shower, Jisoo?"

Jinyoung, Lisa and Jisoo were having lunch together after their laboratory work that day.

"Jennie's been wearing my clothes," Jisoo sighed, "I don't have anything to wear."

"I saw that on Twitter."

"Did you tell her about it?"

"I did. She said I don't love her anymore."

Lisa and Jinyoung were bursting into laughter.

"As expected from girlfriends. Chaeyoung is also like that. Every time I reason with her, her eyes will go teary as if I ask for a break up."

"They're so dramatic," Jinyoung agreed, "Bona is also like that."

"We should teach her, Jinyoung. Girlfriend 101. Lesson number one: how to handle their manipulative and dramatic ass."

Jisoo nodded vigorously, ready for her first lesson.

"Number one," Jinyoung's eyes full of wisdom, "know when they're manipulating you. Sometimes you don't even know!"

Jisoo nodded, "Ok, how to identify?"

"It's tricky," Lisa added, "usually Chaeyoung would ask me to pick her up only to give me a cold shoulder."

"You will ask her, 'what happen, babe?' She will answer 'nothing'. And that my friend, means something."

"After that, you have to play riddles. You will have to reflect on all your sins and mention them one by one until you figure out what to apologize for."

"How do I know which sin that upset her?"

"She will give hints."

"By a loud sigh or a very uncomfortable silence."

"You'll get goosebumps," Lisa smacked the table, "then it's the one sin you need to apologize for."

"But what if it's not my fault?" Jisoo protested, "what if it's her fault."

Lisa and Jinyoung looked at her with disbelief.

"Tell her, Lisa."

"Rule number one, she's always right and you're always wrong."

"This principle leads to only one solution,"

"... you have to apologize for what they do wrong."

Jinyoung gave Lisa a high five.

"So I should say, 'Jennie, I apologize because you wear all my clothes and I don't have anything to wear'? How does it make sense?"

"She's so dumb," Lisa said to Jinyoung.

"It's her first time dating, we should coach her better."

"You should say, 'I'm sorry Jennie for being insensitive. I shouldn't have asked you to stop wearing my clothes."

"But I didn't ask her to stop wearing my clothes. I said she could bring them back-"

"Doesn't matter. For her dramatic ass, what you said was stop wearing your clothes..."

"...and that you want nothing to do with her anymore.."

"..and their weird brain will conclude that..."

Jinyoung drum-rolled, "...that you don't love her anymore."

Jisoo gagged, "What if I don't do that?"

Lisa giggled, "Oh, Jisoo... you want it the easiest way. Just do what we said."

"Maybe Jisoo will learn the hard way."

"Your girlfriend will find a way for you to apologize first. Trust me, Jisoo."

"Oh yeah, they always do."

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