Oh Shoot! Shipping Opinions

NamelessShipping (Pokémon)

Suggested by: Dark_EeveeXx.

OH YES.

OH YES OH YES OH YES.

We discussed Originalshipping for the manga, but now we proceed to the game version.

We have Nameshi...

FUCK

Names

NamelessShipping.

NAMELESSshipping.

I really feel like those who don't read my other books are so confused every time that happens. I'm sorry, guys.

But I swear, it's not intentional.

Okay...maybe at this point it kinda is because I don't pay attention to what I'm typing.

ANYWAY...

Red and Blue are rivals. We know that.

In RBY/FRLG, Blue acts cocky and shit, but really he's underappreciated.

I meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean, think about it. His grandfather had to ask Red for his name. That's fucking sad, man.

And sure, Blue only becomes champion for a short while, but we gotta beat the game.

YEEEES

However, even after all that, Blue doesn't hate Red. In fact, he seems to care about him.

COME ON, GUYS.

THEY WENT TO ALOLA TOGETHER.

THEY MANAGE THE BATTLE TREE TOGETHER.

They were like "Fuck Kanto, we're just gonna chill here in Alola together."

Because daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

They had their honeymoon in Alola. No one can tell me otherwise.

They did.

OKAY.

O K A Y

Jk, if that's not what you think, then it's fine.

It's my opinion.

It's my theory.

BUT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. IT'S JUST A THEORY.

I will give this ship a gorgeous 9.5 out of 10. It's not perfect since there are times when it's Leaf instead of Red.

BUT HEY.

Why wasn't Leaf in Sun and Moon?

Maybe because she wasn't in Red and Blue.

Or maybe because she's the one who stayed as champion in Kanto.

Maybe she's the new Viridian City gym leader.

I'M ON THE ROAD TO VIRIDIAN CITY!