Chucky Series Shorts

Sargent Lexy Coming in for Duty

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"Devon can wear-"

"Whatever he wants!"
Jake yells in response, out of breath as he continued jumping-jacks.

"Good, good."
Lexy nods, blowing her whistle.

"Ow! Can you please stop blowing that damn whistle? It hurts my ears!"
The boy claimed, covering his ears as he panted. Sweat dripped down his face, bright red.

"Oh, yeah. Sorry I forgot."
She replies, wiping the saliva off of the silver tool and letting it drop down her torso; being held up by the land-yard around her neck.

"Start jumping again, we're not done."
Lexy yells, putting her giant sunglasses back on.

"You do all the cooking-"
The blonde starts.

"And the cleaning!"
Jake yells in agony.

"When he goes to sit down you-"

"Stand up!"

"What's the sidewalk rule?"
Lexy asked, still easing her voice as she threatened to blow the whistle again.

"Always walk on the side closer to the road!"
Jake yelled, he could feel his legs starting to give out on him.

"What's the common courtesy?"
She questioned.

"Close the toilet seat!"
The boy shouted, afraid sweat would get into his eyes.

"Stop!"
Lexy screamed, Jake scrambled to do what he was told.

"You did good. You might want to start learning how to cook though."
She advised.

  Jake doesn't think he's ever sweated this much in his life. He feels like he's been out here for hours just doing jumping-jacks. He's been having do to this test many times because he wasn't able to answer the questions. And he can't cook, at all. Jake just wanted to go inside and get a shower, just to pass out in his cold bedroom right after.

"Now, go get Devon and don't tell him anything!" The blonde instructed.

Jake ran into the house and up to their bedroom, knocking on the door.
"Hey."
Devon said, opening the door.

"You know this is your room too, you don't need to knock."
He smiles.

"I know."
Jake responds, taking the water bottle out of the boy's hands and chugging it.

"Why are you so sweaty?"
Asked Devon, handing him a towel they had in their room.

"Me and Lexy went on a little jog. I don't think I'm ever doing that again."
The boy claims, taking another drink of water.

"Well, you should go out running more then."
He smirks.

"And why's that?"
Jake questioned.

"Because you look hot sweaty."
Devon teased, Jake starts laughing nervously.

"Thanks..? I'll consider it."

"And by the way, Lexy needs you outside for something."
Jake added.

"Alright?"
Devon responded, confused as he walked down the stairs and outside.

"What the hell are you wearing?"
He laughed, walking out the house.

Lexy blows her whistle.
"Get your ass over here right now!"

"Ok, ok!"
Devon responds.

"This is the gentlemen test! It is very important that you pass this! Now, can do you pushups?"

"Yes I can!"
Devon yelled, confidently.

"Show me your push-up!"
Lexy demanded.

He doesn't waste any time to get on the floor and to do a push-up.
"Good, good. Jake couldn't even do one!"
The blonde exclaims.

"Speaking of Jake, you might want to teach him how to cook."
She adds.

"What? Why? I like doing the cooking."
Devon replies, standing up and stretching his arms.

"You know, never mind. Get back on the floor."
Lexy commands, again, blowing her whistle.

"Here's how the gentlemen test will work. I'll start off by saying a statement and you have finish it."
She starts.

"For example, I'll say "Peter piper-" and you would respond with "picked a pepper." You get what I'm saying?"
The blonde demonstrated.

"Yeah I get it."
Devon replies.

"Good."
She says, blowing her whistle.
"What do you do when you guys walk into a store or a restaurant?"

"Hold the door!"
Devon responds, loud and clear as he does a push-up.

"What don't we tolerate?"
Lexy asked.

"Calling him babe!"
He yells, another push-up done.

"What kind of treatment to you give him?"

"Princess treatment!"
Another push-up.

"That's good, didn't think you'd get that one."
Lexy smiled.

"Name an example of giving him the princess treatment?"
She yelled, squatting to get closer to his level.

"Not letting him to go bed upset!"
Devon answers, yelling as he does another push-up.

"Alright. You're done now! You did amazing."
Lexy exclaims, throwing her arms up in the air as she takes her sunglasses off.

They both walk back inside and flop onto the couch.  "How are you not sweating?"
Jake asked.

"Because I actually know how to do push-ups!" Devon laughed.

"I'm so jealous of you guys! You're both literally made for each other!"
Lexy sighed.

"As you should be."
Jake claimed, batting his eyelashes.

"Damn, you're still sweating!"
The boy exclaimed.

"Yeah, I am."
He responded.

"If you guys are going to be all lovey-dovey then go get a room."
Lexy commented.

"Fine by me."
Devon says, getting off the couch and dragging Jake up the stairs.

  Lexy watches them as they enter the bedroom and shrugs before grabbing the remote and changing the channel.