Dream SMP ~«One Shots 2»~

★Squeaky Chair - Sapnap

Warning this chapter may contain inappropriate language and mature content.

CW - smut, sex toys, masturbation

Channel(s) - Dream, Sapnap, George

For warning, this chapter will involve Sapnap using a sex toy to pleasure himself whilst in call with Dream and George as Dream streams.

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Sapnap's pov

I don't know what made me even consider doing this. Like, who possessed me when I rolled out of bed this morning and got ready for Dream's stream.

What horny devil really decided this was a good idea to suggest to me. Why did my brain agree?

Now I'm sat, thirty minutes into Dream's stream trying to get an anal plug out from my ass so I can replace it with a dildo.

"What are you even doing?" George wheezes out as he watches me idly get attacked by a spider and make no attempts to kill it.

"I was having a drink!" I exclaim, wiping my fingers off before moving to put up my shield and protect myself. "Help me then!" I exclaim with a huff, not being able to heal whilst being attacked.

"What if I say no?" George asks and I huff.

"Just fucking help!" I exclaim, feeling my legs begin to cramp up. I quickly change positions in my chair, cringing as it squeaks and creaks every time I move even in the slightest.

Do I really wanna fuck myself with this stupid piece of silicone during Dream's stream? I mean, part of me does yes. The other part doesn't. I've been high before in a video and no one caught on so I reckon I could do it without getting caught. It's always good to do it at least once.

You know, try new things.

"This is literally so stupid" I mutter mostly to myself as I keep following behind Dream and George on stream.

"What is?" Dream asks and I clear my throat.

"Nothing. Can we stop real quick, I'm gonna grab some water" I say softly and Dream hums.

"Sure, take five really quick. Piss and stuff" Dream says and I quickly rush downstairs to grab a glass of water before going back to my room.

I make quick work of positioning myself over the dildo and gradually getting it in before unmuting my mic again.

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Fuck. This was such a good idea.

The whole thought of possibly getting caught makes it even more arousing. I don't think I've been this turned on like ever.

"Sapnap! Stop squeaking your chair. It's super annoying" George complains.

Shit. Right.

Every time I move my hips, the chair squeaks. Maybe I should have opted for a vibrator or something instead.

"No, it's fun!" I exclaim with a giggle, gripping my desk harder than before as I push myself to go faster and not make a noise.

"Dream tell him!" George exclaims as I bite my fist. I edge myself before settling back to playing and relaxing for a minute, giving George a break.

"Finally! You're so annoying!" George exclaims as he hits me in Minecraft.

We fight a little and laugh as we go back to playing. George and Dream mostly entertain chat as I take a more laid back position for the stream.

"Just get good George!" I exclaim, watching George plummet to his death in the nether.

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"Seriously Sap, you need a new chair!" Dream exclaims and I huff.

"It's uncomfortable too, so annoying" I groan out, trying to even my breathing as I talk and grind my hips.

My discord pings and I barely move to tab out, too busy focusing on getting off. I've edged myself like three times now and I just want a sweet orgasm.

It pings again and I groan, tabbing out of my Minecraft to look at who's desperately trying to get ahold of me.

"Are you getting off rn?" - Dream.

"You're actually fucking yourself on my stream, horn dog!" - Dream.

"Damn, that obvious?" I ask with a laugh, knowing Dream will know I'm talking to him.

"I'm gonna buy you a new chair after this" Dream complains as his keyboard clicks away.

My discord pings a few more times as Dream tells me to be safe and mute when not talking at all for my own safety and to not get him demonetised.

My thighs are already shaking by this point, hips burn in pain from being overworked without a break between the grinding.

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My fist thumps against the desk as I climax, cum spurting on to the desk as my mouth falls open. Dream coughs, trying to cover a laugh. To no surprise he fails horribly.

"I wanna go grab some water, be right back" I say, struggling to catch my breath between being muted, unmuted and then muted again.

"Again, really? Be quick dude" Dream says, clearing his throat.

I groan, lifting myself off the dildo. I nudge it to the ground before grabbing some wipes to clean up. Once my legs stop uncontrollably shaking, I get up to grab myself some water.

Getting water early was a bad excuse that I should not have used but oh well. I return back to my room with a bottle of water.

I find my shorts from the bedroom floor and pull them on alongside my boxers. I kick the dildo under my desk and bin the sticky tissues before joining back into the VC.

"Welcome back, captain dehydration" George jokes and I fake laugh.

"Last time I didn't bring a bottle up which was a big mistake" I say with a sigh, shaking my head.

"Well you're back just in time to say goodbye" Dream says and I hum, bidding the chat farewell with the other two before closing Minecraft and leaving VC.

I make quick work of tidying up my room before going down to see what's being done for dinner.

"I'm ordering from wing stop" Dream says as he stands in the kitchen. "Did you have fun?" He asks and I hum.

"Probably won't do it again, it was way too risky but I thought I might as well try it at least once" I say softly and George gasps.

"Oh my god! You horny bastard!" George exclaims, choking on his drink.

"You should try it. It was kind of rewarding" I say before stepping away from the kitchen.

I sit on the couch and flick through movies as Dream orders food and talks with George until it arrives.

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Word count - 1110

Hello cubs, I hope you all enjoyed this one shot! Also next week may be the last one shot for a while. Not planning on updating super often unless I have a really big passion idea.