Breaking Code

It's A.......Part 1

The gender reveal was today with all our family and close friends. The only day that would work with our crazy schedules.
I sat on the table as I watched Brantley pace back and forth in this small room. He stopped and opened the drawer and pulled out a mask, "Dr. Gilbert at your service, ma'am" I can see that damn smirk that drives me crazy underneath the mask.
"B get that off and sit your ass down cause you are making me nervous." He does as I tell him and grabs my hand threading his fingers through mine."You okay princess?" "Yeah, just worried that the baby won't cooperate with us and the whole party that Mama Becky, Caroline, Brittany and Kate are working on right now at the house will be for nothing. Cause you know this baby is doomed to be stubborn"
He laughs,"our baby stubborn? Get out of here woman our baby is gonna be perfect" The technician walks in and ask,"So is this to find out the gender?" "Yes we have an envelope for you to put it in and there is a huge scary looking black man waiting in the lobby named PJ. You are to give it to him."Brantley tells her. She smiles,"yes sir Mr Gilbert" "Darlin that is my grandad just call me BG" I slap his stomach and squint my eyes at him seeing that is all I can do laying on the exam table, but he has had it on the way home.
PJ was waiting to go have the tannerite and powder packed while B and I will head back to the house. Cause a gender reveal for my badass man had to have gunsand being able to blow shit up as he said.
The technician warns that the gel will be cold and it was but then the sound that flooded the room was music to my ears. B looks at me and we both have tears in our eyes, the heartbeat of our miracle baby. He brings my fingers to his lips and kisses them whispering I love you to me. The technician says"Well this one isnt shy at all" B looks at me and says"Just like its Mama" I roll my eyes and answer back" More like its Daddy, Mr I wear nooootttthhhhiiiiiiiinnnnn" He laughs and rubs the back of its head. I clean up while she takes the pictures and all to PJ. We make our next appointment with the doctor and head to the truck.
As I start to get in the truck he goes to help me and I just glare at him. "What did I do Jade?"
"Oh nothing but flirt with the pretty technician. thats all"
"Jade you know I hate being called Mr.Gilbert, I had no intention for that to be flirting. I was just being nice."
"Ugh I hate it when you are right"
"What was that?"
"Don't push me B"
Laughing "okay baby now you want to talk names?"
"nope not until I know what the gender is"

As we pull up I see that everyone is already here, and then my jaw drops,"ummmmm B ....what the hell is Justin wearing?"
"What are you talking about princess?" he says and I point out the window.
"Holy shit," he says rubbing a hand down his face and cracking up. "Where the fuck did he get a pink cowboy hat with pacifiers sewn on it."
"B, I love you but your friends need help, he probably made the damn thing himself. Cause if you notice you don't see Kate anywhere near him. Does Kolby ....I'm gonna kill him...he has a baseball bat and 2 balls arranged like a penis? Really B? Please tell me this is not turning Xrated ? The photographer is here to capture it for the People article."
Lays his head on the steering wheel laughing then looks over me with an evil grin,"that's your brother baby"
"Brantley " I growl"get serious all the kids are here Tinsley ,Cam, Kate and Justin's ,Lukes, Jays what in the fuck are they thinking?"
"Well baby .....ummmmm...Till just walked to Lukes truck with a shirt that says Guess the Sex"
"That's it I am going to kill them all !!! " I say yanking the door open jumping out and Brantley catches me giving me a warning look. I stomp around to the backyard,"What the hell do y'all think you are doing with all these crazy things on? Are you trying to ruin this?"
Caroline grins and shrugs."Simmer down lil mama. The theme is Guess the baby and I should have known these jackasses all would take it to extremes"
I yell,"Do you people not realize that this is going to be photographed for People magazine? I cannot let this happen no i will not let this happen. My baby's gender reveal will NOT have all you hooligans crazy shenanigans! !! Soo I am going inside and when I come out you better have fixed this or else you are all dead cause I am coming out locked and loaded!!!"
BG walks up behind me wrapping his arms around me"Princess calm down, its not good for either of you. Caroline honey, fix what you can and I will make sure Lyn picks her shots on the rest okay"
I turn and glare at B,"first you flirt with the ultrasound technician and now, now you tell me to calm down .....calm down , I mean it you better fix this shit"