Evermore, Nevermore Forget Me Not

Bailey's Gift

*Dig 2: The Band Perry-going to pretend Bailey wrote it*

Setting: where we last left the last chapter...

"Howdy folks!" Bailey voice comes ringing to a microphone and all turn to her, "first off, I wanna say: 'happy forty third birthday Georgie' and congratulations ta my twin brother and my best friend," she starts off, "I. Am. So glad. Ta finally 'ave ya as my sister-not sister in law-my sister; like ya should've been while I was asleep, but that's besides the point," she continues with a bit of a laugh, "so, anyways...I've gotta bit of a birthday/weddin' gift fur the both of ya-hit it."

     The band starts playing a beat, slowly adding instruments into the mix and as the beat picks up, Bailey soon starts to sing for all to hear...

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love yous till I's dead.
Made you wait till our wedding night
That's the first and the last time I'll wear white.

So if the ties that bond ever do come loose
Tying in a knot like a hangman's noose.
Cause I'll go ta heaven or I'll go ta hell
Before I'll see you with someone else.

Put me in the ground
Put me six foot down
And let the stone say:

'Here lies the girl who's only crutch
Is lovin one man just a little too much.'
If you go before I do
I'm gonna tell the grave digger that he better dig two.

Well
It won't be whiskey
It won't be meth
It'll be your name on my last breath

If divorce or death ever do us part
The corner will call it a broken heart.
So put me in the ground
Put me six foot down

And let the stone say:
'Here lies the girl who's only crutch
Was lovin one man just a little too much.'
If you go before I do
I'm gonna tell the grave digger that he better dig two.

Dig two!
Ooh, ooh

I took your name when I took those vows
I meant them back then
And mean 'em right now
Oh right now

If the ties that bind ever do come loose
If forever ever ends for you
If that ring gets a little too tight
You might as well read me my last rights

And let the stone say:
'Here lies the girl who's only crutch
Was lovin one man just a little too much.'
If you go before I do
I'm gonna tell the grave digger that he better dig-ah

There'll be a stone right next ta mine
We'll be together till then of time
Don't you go before I do
I'm gonna tell the grave digger that he better dig two

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love yous I'll i's dead.

     By the end of Bailey's song, her entire family and guests are cheering and clapping and unknown to Bailey's knowledge, was filming her and posting it to social media. Elvira and Georgie make their way over to Bailey, as she makes her way off stage towards them with a bright smile back at them. Mary soon takes the stage with a bright smile on her own face as her children hug...

"Alright, let's settle down now," she says into the mic, "now," she continues, "this is a mighty special day in deed; a wedding, and my babies birthday all in one. I am, over joyed to see my son so happy-to his sixth wife-maybe this one'll actually stick."

"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughs at her joke

"All jokes aside though," she says clearing her throat, "I am happy fur the two of ya; Georgie: congratulations baby, E: welcome ta our family," she says smiling, "now then, seein' as this is a weddin' as well as a birthday," she goes on, "the cake has candles instead of toppers, so, we're gonna cut the cake and then E will throw the bouquet."