Octo-Squiddy Love

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Note: For Spongebob fans, who do you want to ship?
* Spongebob X Squidward
* Spongebob X Sandy
* Squidward X Squilvia
* Squidward X Squilliam
* Patrick X Princess Mindy
* Mr. Krabs X Mrs. Puff
* Plankton X Karen
* Gary X Snellie

 Puff* Plankton X Karen* Gary X Snellie

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"The sanctity of my bathroom. The only place where I can....let it all hangout. Stop serenading me, you sap! It's my day off! Now, go away! The MARTIANS are coming! Run for your lives!" (Episode: 'Whirly Brains')

"20 years of paint-staking care, and my bonsai portrait is almost complete. Not to worry. You'll be PERFECT soon....as perfect as me. Will you grant me my final request? Avenge me." (Episode: 'Bubble Troubles')

"You have done it....you have officially spoiled yourself rotten. MAGIC? Oh, can you make yourself disappear? This can't possibly end soon. I don't care where I'm going, just take me away from here. Get me out of here!" (Episode: 'Hocus Pocus')

"I can't believe that I had to do my jobs. I'm not worried about them. I'm worried about me! It's not a problem! Any idiot can do it, right?! Quit messing around and just break down the gate!" (Episode: 'Sanctuary') - Squidward Tentacles

Your POV

I am an asexual teenage girl because I haven't experienced love or any kind of sexual relationship which is not fitting for me. I always wear my sweater with black, gray, white and violet stripes. You know....the one resembles as an LGBT flag. The representation of asexuality.

I remained to stay single forever when it comes to love. I'm so, so alone....just great for a bunch of barnacles. I don't feel like being happy anymore because I have been in a complete mood when I try to think about who am I going to ask or meet a guy to hangout.

I'm not much of a romantic type and I was always being too shy, especially when I see hot boys. I just control my nervousness anymore as I felt sweat began to drip on my head because of my tension. It's just a cruel reminder that I'm not ready to love.

Ehh, I may be an asexual or a simp but I actually don't think if I can do it myself. Sure, I can pick a cute boy to match me if I want to. How should I put up to this? Oh, man...this is gonna be a long day to find a suitor to court me. There's a will, and there's a way. But where am I going to start and how am I gonna find him?

Nowhere and nothing. I give up as I sighed in defeat. I wish he could be my soulmate rather than a lover. There's nobody else like him...I feel like a total complete stranger. When I try to face myself in front of the mirror, I simply can picture him standing right behind me while I try to communicate.

But why me? This is all pointless. How am I suppose to say something to him if I can't do it? I probably get embarrass myself or his 'girlfriends' will laugh at me. Being the clumsy person I was like a cartoon character causing a wreck havoc ruckus or accident.

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