Don't You Ignore Me

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"I show you the ticket and then through some manner of folly, you destroy it! So nice to be surrounded by such kindred spirits. Such immaculate music....it's the very voice of Neptune himself. I got a problem. Those are my seats, you numbskull! I'm gonna rant for a while. You're just gonna sit there, aren't ya? You're not gonna move along. We waited long and hard for this--tonight's ruined....a complete disaster." (Episode: 'Smooth Jazz At Bikini Bottom')

"I've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing? I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace. I was trying to get away, from him! I am the bane, of my existence! I am NOT your buddy!! I don't need your help and I don't need you, EVER! Now just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here and never have to see you again, for the rest of my life! Time can't be up, I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer." (Episode: 'Boating Buddies')

"I could help you but I wouldn't soil my art playing Rock 'N' Roll; dressing in all black, wearing boots covered in spikes, playing enormous stadiums filled with screaming, adoring fans, clapping, demanding encores, cheering....I've got a lot of work to do BEFORE I'm famous!" (Episode: 'Krabby Road')

"The object of the game is to see how long everyone leaves Squidward alone until the storm passes. He will stay inside boundaries, he'll define by chalklines on the floor. Brilliant work, as usual. Now all I have to do is sit here until the storm blows over. Is this one little storm all it takes to turn us all into complete ANIMALS?! CURSE YOU, PROFLUENSTER!!" (Episode: 'The Pineapple Fever') - Squidward Tentacles (Nickelodeon's 'Spongebob Squarepants')

 Is this one little storm all it takes to turn us all into complete ANIMALS?! CURSE YOU, PROFLUENSTER!!" (Episode: 'The Pineapple Fever') - Squidward Tentacles (Nickelodeon's 'Spongebob Squarepants')

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Your POV

I had the worst day of my life. Am I feeling it now? Do you want to know what I am feeling it today? I am feeling like a total barnacle head. Also, I am almost a grown-up. Why adult life can be so difficult? It's nothing more than hating or become like none other than being a Squidward.

I have followed my dreams...but it suddenly turned out into nightmares. My job is to serve people's orders or want to become a cash register. Yes, that's my part time work at the fastfood restaurant (insert whichever kind of restaurant name like for example: McDonalds, KFC...etc.).

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