Note: Here's why Squidward is the most relatable character ever in the entire show of all time.
* When he spoke for non-morning people everywhere
* When he understood the universal struggles of food service and retail workers or anyone who's ever worked customer service
* When he understood how difficult it can be hard to stand out in a competitive job market
* When he perfectly summed up a refund therapy
* When he basically described exactly what it feels like to get ghosted
* When he perfectly illustrated FOMO (fear of missing out)
* When he said what everyone who has asked to work overtime would love to tell their boss
* When he summed up what it feels like to get rejected for a job
* When he said what everyone has thought at some point during their work day
* When he summed up the total awkwardness of just standing there while everyone sings 'Happy Birthday'
* When he understood what it's like to have one of those days
* When he just wanted to sleep and be unbothered
* When he pretty much described all of adulthood in a single sequence
* When he had his inspiring motto to start the day off
* When he summed up what everyone wants to say when guests overstay their welcome
* When he wasn't afraid to express how he really felt
* And finally, when he was brutally honest about his job"Hey, moron! Why don't you take your net and go waste somebody else's time?!" (Videogame: 'Super Sponge')
"I suggest giving up this charade and going home. Maybe a nice cup of tea before bed. You mean we did that all for nothing?!" (Videogame: 'Plankton's Robotic Revenge')
"This is not getting me closer to my goal of you shutting up! Wait, I remember a certain jolly fellow that you and I had the pleasure of meeting one fateful night. There's nothing like a trip down memory LAME..." (Videogame: 'Truth Or Square')
"This is why I don't go outside. EVER...Do I look like I'm okay?! I'll stay here, balled up here in excruciating pain. Why don't you move to another town? That should help out more than enough! Move to another. That cracked me up. But seriously, just jump around like an idiot. That should at least make me smile. This is just too weird for me...I'm being punished. I just don't like for what I'm being punished." (Videogame: 'Battle For Bikini Bottom') - Squidward Tentacles (Nickelodeon's 'Spongebob Squarepants')
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