Surrounded By Idiots

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"Behold....my wondrous paintings! See me expose my exquisite suffering. These FOOLS don't even recognize the master works in front of their faces. I'll confront them with the power of my art! An artist such as myself, should not be subject to such menial tasks. Real artists embrace the unknown. This dump needs a true artist touch. I'll never be safe, not until my paintings are gone! True, but it's better than DEPRIVING the world of me!" (Episode: 'Out Of The Picture')

"You're just filthy trash! I'm gonna do what you said but you should know I resent it! Look at me, I'm a disgusting mess! Why don't I put him up front while you pick up the rest of the trash? There's no way I'm getting in the back of that filth wagon! Oh, my internal ORGANS! Please let this nightmare end...just one house and I can finally say goodbye to this trash life. Give us your garbage or you're the one who will be trashed! I've been tentacle-deeped in trash all day and it's your fault!!" (Episode: 'Sanitation Sanctuary')

"I'm sorry, you can't enjoy jazz! I'll take my music to the other people then. Can't practice anywhere in this town. It's time for a pre-performance nap. Tonight, we change our lives with our music. My life smashed to bits. My living room covered in broken dreams. Without my clarinet, the world was a colorless place. I don't have friends...I have suspects. If you get out of my hard-boiled narration! It was a real knockdow, drag-out fight. Or it would've been, if it hadn't been just two sad adults playing with toys." (Episode: 'Squid Noir')

"Would you just STOP that incessant babbling?! Would you quit it with that tune already?! I will cleanse myself by listening to a little public radio. Figures you would be into that HIDEOUS pop fodder. A sign that you're a true boob? Now I hate two things. He's obsessed with this artless pop tune. I'll do it, but only because you required an artist of such high talent. You're grateful....now leave me alone." (Episode: 'Earworm') - Squidward Tentacles

" (Episode: 'Earworm') - Squidward Tentacles

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Your POV

I am the hater living in a world where many people who I don't know as if I were a stranger and why I existed here of my own misery. A young girl in my early or late teens has now become into an adult. In which I think is sorta find it hard to understand.

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