Grow Up Like Squidward

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Note: Here are things of the struggle being a Squidward...
1. Adult life isn't as thrilling as it appeared as a kid
2. Some people are always driving you crazy in other times
3. You've lost all faith in humanity
4. Value peace and quiet now more than ever like always
5. Being routinely forced to associate with people you can't stand
6. Finding your sanity being tested more often than not
7. Doing whatever it takes to earn a paycheck especially at work
8. Daily routine is more monotonous than interesting
9. Dreaming of swimming in money
10. Spending more time overthinking than sleeping while lying in bed
11. Catching up on sleep at random times throughout the day
12. Whether you have one or not
13. Letting lose once in a while helps heal the soul
14. Slowly realizing life is short and it never gets easier
15. But at least you can eat whatever or whenever you want

"Another monotonous day...I spend on walking in slow motion towards an empty horizon? I'm not saying that's what I want. I'm just telling you the facts." (Episode: 'Food Con Castaways')

"Can you believe that it's been 117 years already? I never made anyone sick with envy." (Episode: 'Truth Or Square')

"The next time you 'invite' me to one of your slumber parties, I'm calling the cops!" (Episode: 'Rodeo Daze')

"I hope whatever you are yelling about is something more important than my mid-morning nap! I'll give you points for honesty." (Episode: 'Greasy Buffoons') - Squidward Tentacles

" (Episode: 'Greasy Buffoons') - Squidward Tentacles

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Why adulthood is so depressing? All my life I have spend 24 hours here on this moronic world which is I find it quite a bit exaggerating as it looks. I followed my hopes and dreams but....they turned out into nightmares, that's for sure to be exact. What else can I say about this?

Being a grown-up is really exhausting. What's the use anyway? I felt like I got out of bed early for nothing. The plain look on my face that shows no emotion I express. Mostly are in a mix of denial, extreme anxiety, sadness and also in a physically depressed state I was.

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