A Squidward New Year

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Note: New Year getting boring and awkward? Here's some music that will lighten up the mood and flush that bad vibe out of your system.

* For Spongebob fans: 'Stadium Rave', 'Kelpy G Theme Song' (a.k.a. special guest Kenny G)

"Would it be possible to play your clarinet a little...better? I don't think the jellyfish like it." - Spongebob

"Ah...salutations, my children. Are you ready for some daily dose of smooth jazz?" - Kelpy G

* For Regular Show fans: 'Electro Pop', 'Gary VS David' (a.k.a. original song 'Synth Wars' by Owen Dennis)

"You can't touch music, but the music can touch you." - Mordecai

"Nothing is impossible through music." - Gary

"That's funny, even a barnacle knows you need music to dance. That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen. He doesn't know the first thing about the subtle intricacies of dance! He'll just have to practice 'til he drops! When he does, I'll be there all leotarded up and ready to show my stuff! By the time the idiot gets back, he'll be too tired to dance!" (Episode: 'I Love Dancing')

"Maybe I should cook the patties and do the dishes and wear square pants and live in a pineapple while you wait in the unemployment line!" (Episode: 'You're Shoe's Untied')

"I don't wanna make faces. I want to SLEEP! Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of what ever this is. You're doing with the quiet of sleep!" (Episode: 'Face Freeze')

"I'm really late again....maybe they'll finally fire me. You mean I got out of bed for nothing? You want me to spend my hard earned money on my richer than skin flint boss? You're just kissing up to the boss to make me look bad. If you don't get the mattress from the dump, I am going to murd--help you do it myself. Nothing's meaner than a junkyard worm...and my perfect plan falls into place." ('Episode: 'The Lost Mattress') - Squidward Tentacles

" ('Episode: 'The Lost Mattress') - Squidward Tentacles

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