April Fools, Jerk

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Note: When you look at the pictures clearly, and yes, Spongebob DO like Squidward a lot (like a kiss on his face). Doesn't he? 😮😮 😛😛

"Berets are only worn for true artists. I am a true artist! This piece represents my struggle to reveal my genius to a moronic world. You can't just give that dunderhead the artist hat! Selling one lousy piece doesn't make you an artist! I will bet he never sells another one of those ridiculous trinkets." (Episode: 'The Googly Artiste')

"Would you two pipe down?! I hope she's not as OBNOXIOUS as you. That oak makes a better bulldozer than a sister! She's a big buffoon, just like Patrick! Except bigger, dumber and buffonier. You can decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it! I've had my fill of this thieving brute! If it's destruction they want, then it's destruction they'll get!!" (Episode: 'Big Sister Sam')

"I'm not moving away, you brainless bottom feeders! I'm just taking a week's vacation away from you morons! I don't care about my clothes. I just wanna get away from you two. While I am gone, there will be a paying guest renting my place. You'll get a full refund on the rent, so long as there is no damage to my place." (Episode: 'Man Ray Returns')

"Maybe because I have a brain. I've should have given this to you a long time ago! If I ignore it, maybe it will go away. No better way to spend a break then with a little cool jazz. Welcome to the House of Misery....may I take your order? I am releasing you from this order...and adding someone who is much more deserving." (Episode: 'Restraining Spongebob') - Squidward Tentacles

" (Episode: 'Restraining Spongebob') - Squidward Tentacles

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Your POV

It's April Fools Day but I'm beginning to hate people who plays on pranks. The jokes are just bland and too boring as if were in my thoughts. I don't know why I began to dislike it so much. At least I have long slimy tentacles.

It's their favorite holiday so I wasn't taking it back for an instant...or even though if I were a sloppy one when it comes to making jokes. Still, it tires me and feeling unmotivated. I get all the hard things in my life and I just can't stand that corny stuff.

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