Mr. Tentacles Has All The Talent

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"I realized my artistic brilliance can be OVERWHELMING! Then why couldn't it have been anyone else? This museum is DUMBER than I thought....but if that pointy-headed pea brain is the security guard for this place, I could sneak my artwork in the museum! It's the greatest painting I've ever seen hanging in the museum!" (Episode: 'Insecurity Guards')

"Are you going to cook that thing or just stand there staring at it? Do you always go barefoot at work or have I just never noticed it before? But....I'd rather stay alive than stay at work." (Episode: 'The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom')

"I actually would like to help but I'm just too busy right now. I'm too busy telling you. I don't care what it is! I am outta here!! And more importantly, how does it affect me?! I DON'T have to see you everyday now!" (Episode: 'Spongebob's Last Stand')

"Your phoney baloney pony's more like an old gray mare. Sorry to say, but this one's ready for the glue factory. I don't mean to nag, so don't bridle me when I say this, but your dream horse is more like a NIGHTMARE!" (Episode: 'Pat The Horse') - Squidward Tentacles

 I don't mean to nag, so don't bridle me when I say this, but your dream horse is more like a NIGHTMARE!" (Episode: 'Pat The Horse') - Squidward Tentacles

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Your POV

I had a rough time growing up as an adult. A serious mental health problem that has literally no exception. Stuck in a world of idiots that annoys you for no reason and I got myself being brutally tortured by the people who laughs at you. It isn't as great as this.

They treated you like nothing but bold and brash. Others have prevented to socialize, not included to join with their peers. A claustrophobic type of person who has no talent but everyone gives them earbleed. A good neighbor likes to relax all day and night 24/7.

A sensitive artist wants to have peace and quiet without being bothered by the loud noises or citizens in public. I only speak sarcasm as I was minding my crappy business and tell made-up stories to everyone that are fake or judgemental jokes.

Adulthood life couldn't get much any better as it looks. Also, I have no skills and I'm a loser. I no longer wished to know them. I give themselves a bad name in a very mean way, just to shut them up. I will never let other people who tries to ruin my day off.

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