Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Christa is not Amused

"Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear Ymir!

Happy birthday to you!"

Everyone cheered at the end as Sasha and Connie popped a confetti popper over Ymir's head.

"Aw man, now there's confetti on my cake," Ymir complained.

"Just blow out the candles and make a wish," Christa smiled.

"They ain't gonna blow themselves," Reiner smirked.

"Oh my fuck," Annie facepalmed.

Ymir gave Reiner a glare. "Fine," Ymir sighed and blew out all of the candles.

"Yay!" everyone cheered.

"Come here, Christa," she smiled. "I could use a hug."

Christa smiled and gave Ymir the biggest hug she could give.

"Wait so how long you two been happening?" Eren asked.

"Oh, we've been together for a while, we just never told you guys," Ymir stated.

"Why is everyone gay?" Jean asked.

"IS THAT A FUCKING INSULT?" Christa held the cake knife to Jean's throat.

"No, no," Jean chuckled nervously. "It's just a joke."

"It better be," Christa threatened.

"I'm scared," Jean said to everyone else.

"I told you she isn't as innocent as she seems," Connie whispered to Jean. "Choose your next words wisely."

"Uh," Jean hesitated. He raised his cup. "Here's to a happy year for Ymir and you...?"

"Only a year?!" Christa shouted.

"No, I just mean, um," Jean panicked. "Um, Merry Christmas?"

"Bitch, what if I was Jewish?" Christa stated.

"But you're not-"

"What if I was?" Christa shouted.

"I'm sorry," Jean curled up into a ball. "I didn't mean to offend you!"

"Good," Christa plunged the knife into the cake and cut out a piece. "Ymir gets the first and biggest one!" Christa smiled.

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AN:

Avalon is not amused.

Avalon does not tolerate ship hate. That is why Avalon tries to keep ship levels in her book to an absolute minimal number -to prevent shipping conflicts (Yes. I know there are exceptions).

No hate is allowed on SS Avalon.

I am Avalon and I approve I this message.