Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Names

"Hello everyone," greeted a chaperone. "I'm going to be in charge of this bus on the way to the museum. Let me go over some rules. No standing up while the bus is going. No rough housing. If you do eat, don't leave your trash everywhere. Got it?"

Everyone nodded.

"Alright, before we go on your trip, I'll need to make sure everyone is here," she stated.

"Not the names," Eren dreaded.

"Now I might mess up so feel free to correct me," the lady said. She cleared her throat.

"Mee-KA-suh Ackerman."

"Here."

"Oh, did I get that right?" The woman smiled.

Connie laughed. "No, you butchered it."

"Oh I'm sorry..." the lady paused.

Mikasa sighed, "It's Mikasa."

"Right," the chaperone continued. "Armeem Uhrelart."

"Here," Armin raised his hand.

"Dude, why didn't you correct her?" Eren asked.

"It's going to be a long day if we correct every single name," Armin sighed. "Let's just endure it for now."

"Marco Bod-t."

"Here."

"Rain-ner Bran."

"My presence is here on this bus with you at the current moment."

"Sasha Brush."

"Yep."

Connie snickered.

"Very funny, Connie," Sasha whispered.

"Meena Carolina."

"Here."

"Bert-tollt Hoovar."

"Here."

"Ehrun Jagger."

Jean burst into laughter.

"Shut up, horseface, your next," Eren snapped at him.

"Jeen kirs-ch-ti-een."

"Here," Jean sighed while Eren laughed out his lung.

"Annie lionheart."

"Here."

"Historia Reese."

"Here..."

"Wait I thought your name is Christa Lenz," Bertolt spoke up.

"Historia Reiss my legal name," Christa stated. "But I hate it because it makes me sound like a princess."

"All hail princess Historia!" Reiner shouted.

"Shut your mouth or I'll staple it shut," Christa threatened.

Reiner immediately stopped talking.

"We're almost finished," the chaperone announced. "Where is miss Connie Springer?"

Everyone on the bus burst into laughter.

"D-did I get the name that wrong?" She asked.

"No you got the name right," Marco rose his hand. "Just not the gender."

"I'm a guy!" Connie whined.

"Oh, I'm so sorry," the lady laughed. "Okay, onto the next one, Thomas Wagner?"

"HAHA SUCKERS! SHE GOTS MY NAME RIGHT," Thomas stood up triumphantly.

"She got mine right, too," Connie spoke up.

"She thought you were a girl," Thomas stated.

"We don't speak of this!" Connie shushed Thomas.

"And last but not least," the lady said. "Y-Yim-mirh, uh..."

"Don't even try," Ymir stopped her before she could totally destroy Ymir's last name.

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