Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Rolling the Rick

"Hey Marco!" Jean shouted. "Happy birthday, man."

"Thanks," Marco smiled.

"So are you doing anything special today?" Jean asked.

"Not really," Marco shrugged. "But listening to this song is really getting me pumped.

"What song is it?" Jean asked.

Marco held out an earbud. "Here. Listen."

Jean put the earbud in his ear, unaware of the tragedy that was to follow. However, it was too late. Marco had already pressed the play button.

For the first few seconds, Jean stared at the wall in front of him, looking defeated. "I was just rickrolled... in 2015...

MOTHERFU-"

✎*beeeeep*✐

"Hey Annie," Marco called out.

"What do you want?" Annie said.

"Can you watch my history video project?" Marco asked. "I need your opinion."

Annie sighed and reluctantly put in an earbud. It wasn't until the song started when she realized she completely hated humanity.

"Marco I will tear you in half!"

✎trollolololol✐

"I hope you have a wonderful day," principal Zackley said. "And to finish it off, the president of the freshmen SCA has a message."

There was a pause.

"Oh no," Jean turned pale.

"What?" Eren asked.

"We need to get out of here," Annie stated.

"Why?" Sasha asked. "Marco has something he wants to say."

♪We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you♪

"Did..." Sasha said in shock.

"We just got..." Connie came to a realization.

"RICKROLLED??!???!?!?!!!?" They all shouted in disbelief and unison.

"What does 'rickrolled' mean?" Armin asked.

They all stared at him.

Immediately, Eren exploded. "MOTHERFU-"

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AN:

Surprise, Bitch. I bet you thought you had seen the last of me...

Jk you probably knew I was coming back lawl... and just in time for the 10K SPECIAAALLLLL!!!!

Happy belated birthday to Freckled Jesus, to the King of Half Jokes, and Jean's other half...

MARCO!!!!