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Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

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Why is high school always a mess? Because it is full of pubescent, hormonal teenagers who are not sure what to do with their lives (I would know because I'm one of them). If you ever attended a high school, you would know that occasionally things ha...

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What is it, Jean?

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by arminleftthechat

by arminleftthechat

"Hey Connie," Jean appeared to pop up out of nowhere. "Did you know that gullible is written on the ceiling?"

Connie looked up, "I don't see anyt- wait a minute..."

Jean laughed at Connie and frolicked away.

"Hey Sasha your shoes are untied," he stated.

Sasha looked down. "But I'm wearing flats-"

"Haha! I got you, too!" Jean exclaimed.

He continued to skip around. "Hey Eren, did you know if you say orange really slowly, it will sound like gullible?"

"Huh, really?" Eren thought he would try it out for himself. "Ooooooooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaannn-" it doesn't sound like gullible at- wwaaaiitt," he paused. In an instant, he knew what happened. "JEAN YOU DICKBAG!"

Jean laughed like an idiot while prancing down the halls like a majestic stallion.

"Reiner!" Jean shouted as he pranced up to him, Bertolt, and Annie. "Repeat after me," Jean stated.

"Am I going to say something stupid?" Reiner asked.

"It depends on how you repeat it," Jean smirked. "Okay, repeat after me: Red firetruck."

Reiner reluctantly repeated him. "Red firetruck."

"Red firetruck."

"Red firetruck," mild annoyance was beginning to show on Reiner's face as he uttered those words.

"What color is the firetruck?" Jean asked.

"Red," Reiner answered.

Jean laughed, "I said to repeat after me!"

"Fuck!" Reiner facepalmed.

"Reiner, you idiot," Annie sighed. "I saw that coming from a mile away."

"Which is why I didn't ask you," Jean stated. "Because I knew you were going to answer it correctly."

He marched away triumphantly.

"Hey Jean, your shoes are untied," Annie said.

"Not falling for that!" Jean shouted back, not looking down. However, he only took a few steps forward before he tripped and face planted on the floor.

The cause of this: his untied shoe laces.

Annie stared at Jean as he groaned and struggled to get up. "Idiot."

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AN:

I'm trying to listen to some new artist. Any suggestions?