Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Pokemon GtfO

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Group chat

2:00 AM

Connie: YO GUYS. I NEEDS ME A RIDE.

Ymir: CONNIE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING???!??!

Sasha: I'D LKE TO BE SLEEPING PLSS

Christa: Who DARES AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER?!!?

Eren: STOP MAKING MY PHONE GO OFF!!!

Jean: I regret not putting my phone on silent.

Reiner: My phone is literally vibrating enough that I can have phone sex.

Ymir: Connie whatever this is has to be good or I'm punting your ass to China.

Ymir: Bitch.

Reiner: Look who's talking.

Eren: OOOHHH SAVAAAAGGGEEEE

Jean: YOU JUST GOT SERIOUSLY ROASTED.

Armin: I hate all of you and I don't understand what you're doing up this late.

Sasha: The question is... What are YOU doing up this late?

Armin: Going on my nightly murder spree and Connie is next.

Connie: Guys guys guys! I need a ride.

Christa: That's it?

Sasha: At this hour?

Connie: I really need to catch this Odish. And now I'm very far away from home.

Eren: Dude, you're playing Pokemon GO? At 2 in the morning?

Christa: SHIT THAT'S RELEASED ALREADY????????

Ymir: Y'all best be ready. Tomorrow imma get my ash on.

Armin: Y'all just realized this??? I already won over this gym and my Charmander is now a Charmeleon.

Jean: Dude how?

Eren: WTF MY POKESTOP IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS???

Jean: Don't get kidnaped.

Connie: guyS! Tomorrow I am totally going on a Pokemon adventure, who's with me?

Sasha: TOTALLY

Christa: GO TO SLEEP, CHILDREN. MAMA DON'T DO WELL ON LOW SLEEP

Jean: Goodnight assholes

Eren: Shut up, Kirschtein

Jean: lol no

Ymir: I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU IF YOU DONT STOP