Cosplay Cafe Shenanigans!

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Right now, you and Math were walking to A Random Place in New Tokyo because you wanted to Visit Konata at her Cosplay Cafe Job, and you had decided to take him with you.

Math: Why do I have to come?

Y/n: Because I am not doing this Alone!

Math: I would rather be reading Sai's Poetry. It Kinda Sucks.

Y/n: Just suck it up you Big. Baby.

You both then walked up to the second floor of an Apartment Building, and you knocked on the door A Few Times when it was opened up Konata.

Konata: Hello, Master. Won't you come in Please?

 Won't you come in Please?

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Y/n/Math: (Sweat drop) Eh...

Soon Konata took you Inside and she Placed you both at A Table.

Y/n: (Thoughts) Man this Place reminds me of Kobayashi's Apartment before they Moved to that newer One.

Konata: Alright, it's 500 Yen Just for A Seat and 10 Additional Yen for every Minute, also all Soft drinks are for Free and so is all Candy and Games.

Math: Okay this is my Kind of Place!

Y/n: Yeah, I Guess so, Though If Konata is Dressed up as Haruhi, it makes me wonder if Haruhi would be- HARUHI!?

Haruhi: Hey Y/n!

Konata: Haruhi, what did I say?

Haruhi: Oh Right, Hi Master!

Y/n: (Sigh) Haruhi what are you doing here?

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Y/n: (Sigh) Haruhi what are you doing here?

Haruhi: Oh, Konata got me Job here! She said I could make Some Spending money doing this!

Y/n: But why are you dressed like that? Konata is wearing an Actual Costume! You're Just wearing A Bunny suit!

Haruhi: Yep, but the Nerdy Boys who come here Love it!

Konata: Yep!

Y/n: Oh, Dear Lord, there Multiplying...

Math: You ever Notice how they sound exactly the same?

Haruhi: We do?

Konata: Oh Yeah, we do.

Haruhi: I never noticed that before.

Konata: Well, we never spent too Much time together Much before.

Haruhi: How Strange.

Konata: Well, they're can only be so Many Voices in the world!

Haruhi: True!

Y/n: (Sigh) Don't Remind me...

Konata: Alright now Pick your Drinks.

Math: I would Like A Melon Soda, please.

Konata: Drinks like that Don't Interest me!

Math: Fine, I'll have A Lemonade.

Konata: Good! Now You Y/n?

Y/n: Let me Choose.

Konata: Hurry up! Hurry Up! They'll be A Penalty! A penalty!

Y/n: Are you trying to Piss me off?

Konata: Eh, It's A Part of the character.

Haruhi: Yep!

Y/n: Ugh! Okay, I'll Have a Lemon-Lime Soda.

Konata: Good! Now You're Brigade leader orders you to sit here!

Y/n: Fine.

And soon Some Music Began to Play A Little Show Began to Play.

Y/n: (Thoughts) Oh What can I say? I can't stay mad at them their Just way Too Cute.

Math: Is someone being Sentimental?

Y/n: Dude, don't act like them Now.

Math: Ha! I'm Just Kidding! Just enjoy the Show, I'm going to sneak some Candy Out!

Y/n: Why it's Free?

Math: Because I like the Challenge!

Y/n: You are Definitely Naruto's Cousin.

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