(requested by Blue Wolf......Hope you enjoy Blue!)
Outside pov
Back in the town Atlantide.
"I am disgusted." Eden groans staring at the criminals in his basement, known as the Face Stealers for having ^stolen^ the faces of the lost princes, as they pig out on food. He walks up the stairs and to the bar, there he finds his trusty servant J.P. the once grandmaster but gave up his title due to a spell that made him a follower instead of a leader, how anyone found the spell well that's a secret between the caster and themselves (Cough Eden Cough). Eden stalks over to his seat in the bar and all move out of his way as he walks, either in fear, admiration, or loyalty. He slumps with a sigh and J.P. walks over.
"Eden? What's the matter?" he asks the Albino haired male "Who does he think he is!? That boy has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to Eden!" Eden grumbles to himself "Got that right!" J.P. agrees. "Dismissed! Rejected! Publically Humiliated! Why it's more than I can bare!" Eden throws the beer that J.P. had in his hand into the fire. "Uh? More Beer?" he asks unsure. "What For!? Nothing helps." Eden growls turning his chair and body away from J.P. "I'm Disgraced." he mopes "Who YOU!? Never!" J.P. denies, "Eden you have got to pull yourself together!"
"Man it disturbs me to see to see you Eden
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here loved to be you Eden
Even when taking your lumps (I don't know what lumps are XD)
There's no man in town as admireded as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see Why!
No one's.....Slick as Eden
No one's quick as Eden
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Eden
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect! A pure Paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on!
Who plays......Darts like Eden?
Who breaks hearts like Eden?
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Eden?
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating!
Man what a guy that Eden!
I needed encouragement
Thank you J.P.
Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you!
Too much?
Yep.
No one fights like Eden
Douses lights like Eden
In a wrestling match no one bites like Eden
When i hunt i sneak up with my quiver
Ooo!
And beasts in the field say a prayer
Ahhh!
First, I carefully aim for the liver
Eep!
Then I shoot from behind!
Is that fair?
I don't care.
In a spitting match no one spits like Eden!
I'm especially good at expectorating!
TEN POINTS FOR EDEN!
When I was a lad i ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me grow large
And now that i'm grown i eat 5 dozen eggs
So i'm roughly the size of a barge!
Who....has....brains (Like Eden)
Entertains (Like Eden)
Who can make up these endless refrains like Eden?
I use antlers in all my decorating
Say it again!
Who's a man among men?
Who's the super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down
And his name is...
E-d
I believe there's another d
It just occurred to me that i'm illiterate
And i've never actually had to spell it out loud before.....
EDEN!
Eden laughs at the now drunk fools dancing and singing his name. He thinks 'yes Michael will be mine i just have to get things in my favor.' he grins and enjoys the show of drunks.
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Minecraft Roleplays Oneshots
FanfictionOneshots of Minecraft roleplays (Fairytail origins, Supernatural Origins, Steve Saga, Pinkdiamondiva Minecraft roomies, Thefamousfilms fnaf 6+7, Aphmau, etc.) (Will take requests)
