♡ ᴍᴄʏᴛ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ ♡ (2) [DISCONTINUED]

Incorrect Quotes: Eight, think life pog

Made on: 6th of July 2021
Published: 12th of July 2021

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Ranboo: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.

Tubbo: That sounds like a dare to me.

Ranboo: Oh my god.

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Tommy: What is love?

Wilbur: An emotional minefield.

Techno: A neurochemical reaction.

Tubbo: Baby don't hurt me

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Quackity: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.

George: What makes you say that?

Quackity: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?

George: Quackity... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?

Quackity:*screams in anger*

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Dream: Would you slap Sapnap-

George: Yes.

Dream: I didn't even finish!

George: Sorry, continue.

Dream: Would you slap Sapnap for 10 dollars?

George: I would do it for free.

Sapnap: Rude...

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Dream: I found a note in one of my old word docs that said "Note to self: Get revenge on Techno"

Dream: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Dream: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Techno: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for either.

Dream: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Techno: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Dream: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

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Sapnap: I lost George

Dream: How did you LOSE George?!

Sapnap: To be fair, he is very small.

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Quackity: Hey its your uber. Is that you in the middle of the road?

Schlatt: Yea, floor it.

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Tubbo: Ranboo uses they/them pronouns

Tommy: Why?

*Ranboo duplicates*

Tommy: Wha-okay...

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Dream, brushing Techno's hair: Stay still!

Techno: THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN BRUSHING HAIR AN BEATING SOMEONES HEAD WITH A BRUSH

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Ranboo: Don't let Tommy ever do anything again.

Tubbo: Why?

Ranboo: They wrote "suck my balls" next to a boba decal at the boba shop

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Bad: Isn't it odd that we have to pay money to be able to see other people?

Skeppy: Plane tickets?

Antfrost: Concert tickets?

Vurb: Prostitution?

Bad, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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George: I hate it when I get complimented.

Dream: Why?

George: I never know what to say after.

Dream: You look stunning today.

George, panicking: Happy birthday-

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Skeppy, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?

Bad: I never asked a question.

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Niki: Oh wow, a present? I didn't get you anything, I'll make it up to you!

Puffy: Niki, it's your birthday

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Sapnap: Hold up, where did your freckles go??

Dream: Oh, they fade away during the winter.

*10 minutes later*

Sapnap, slicing the snow with his sword: GIVE. HIM. BACK. HIS. FRECKLES. YOU. STUPID. BITCH

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George: I wasn't done talking.

Sapnap: Well I was done listening.

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George: My boyfriend said he doesn't love me anymore.

Dream: No, I said "You can't be the little spoon five times in a row, it's my turn now."

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Word Count: 667

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