LMPYITP: The Random Passages

An Evening with Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - Part 1

                  

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            Our Noel had been away on tour for a few weeks now and I was so fucking happy about it. He was gone. Out of England and out of the way. Leaving me and Blue in peace.

            She started her gig as my assistant in April. There was a party and I gave her the task of greeting the guests and that. I knew she could handle it. It was fun to watch her be star struck. She'd learned ways to hide it but I could always tell when she creamed her knickers. But for some reason, she never creamed them for me. At least not yet anyway.

            I was in the middle of some interview with fuck knows who. They asked me about the new stuff and all that rubbish. It were the same questions I'd answered a million fucking times already but I didn't mind. Pretty Green was the one thing I had control over. No one could take it away from me or do it better than me. It was mine. Just like her.

            She snuck up to the DJ booth to mither my oldest brother Paul. I hired him on as the DJ that night. He always did a good job with making a good set. I trusted him to play good stuff. He wouldn't have a job if he didn't.

            I couldn't make out what the two of them were saying to each other. The look on her face made it clear she was about to take the piss. Why I have no idea but I wasn't going to stop her. Paul deserved to have his cage rattled sometimes. He was a cunt but nowhere near as big a one as our Noel.

            I watched as her and him looked at summat on his laptop. It had to have been music. What the fuck else could it have been? I kept my eyes on her trying to figure out what the fuck she was doing.

            And then the song started to play.

            'Cheeky little bird.' I thought as I chuckled to myself.

            It was definitely a piss take.

            She came down from the booth as the song continued and headed straight to me. As I watched her walk over, my mind went back to my stupid fucking brother. And not the one in the booth.

            If he were there, would she have still come to me? She didn't want to break up with him but yet she didn't break up with me either. I don't care what she or anyone else says. Me and her were together.

            Our Noel just kept getting in the fucking way.

            "You enjoyin' yourself?" I asked after making sure to take the piss out of her just a bit. I had to keep her on her toes. Fuck knows she did the same to me.

            "Yeah." She said with a smile. "I'm gonna go get something to drink. You want something?"

            I made a promise to myself, which was really a promise to her that she didn't know about.

            "Nah. I'm good thanks."

            I had to stay sober. I knew what could happen if I had too much to drink and I didn't want her to find out. She was too pretty. Too good. I couldn't fuck it up.

            She took off to the bar as one of my tunes boomed from where Paul was stationed. I watched her walk away and disappear through the crowd.

            'Don't fuckin' lose her!' I told myself. I panicked a little when I couldn't see her anymore. 'Oh fuck!'

            I was about to take off to find her but someone stopped me.

            "Alright?" She said.

            "Alright." I replied. I don't remember inviting her to the party but I didn't mind her being there. The event was pretty much open to anyone who wanted to come. If she caused trouble though, I'd kick her arse out. Simple as that.