Irondad & spiderson One shots {open}

Shit post about Tony

✨shit post ✨

"Rhodey! Mr. Stark's being an ass to me give us funny or embarrassing stories on Tony- go!"

"Wait Peter, what-?"

"Oh I've got a bunch." Rhodes rubbed his hands together. The other avengers just stared in confusion from where they sat on the couch.

"So in college-"

"Ah-ah! We don't talk about college. Or my childhood, or any part of my life- you know what, just all of it, it's forbidden." "It's cute you think you can stop me." "I will throw this spork at you Rhodes." "No you won't."

"C'mon Rhodey I'm your best friend!"

"Fuck you I like the kid better." Peter cheered from where he sat on the counter. "Shut it Parker, no encouraging him."

"Oh, I'm very encouraged. Anyway, in college Tony once fell asleep in the middle of a presentation. Like he literally just fell to the floor."

"Then I guess some things change because he still falls asleep everywhere," Natasha muttered,

"Wha- that's not- give me examples."

"Meetings."

"Sparring."

"Your cereal bowl yesterday."

Clint snorted, "He almost drowned."

"I'm leaving, I'm unappreciated here."

"You can't leave till I'm done Tones. So, no one knows this but every Friday when Pep and Tones have a "big weekly meeting" they're actually having date nights. They do go to restaurants sometimes but Tony also takes her on cute dates like Fairs and movie theaters and they go undercover so no one recognizes them. Yes, Tony is a hopeless romantic that likes to go on old school dates."

"Wait that's actually cute-"

"Tony has a love-hate relationship with Pepper wearing heels. He loves how she looks in them and her looking all badass but he doesn't like looking shorter than he already is."

"Not true-"

"Yeah it is, Pep told me."

The man gasped. "Betrayed by my own fiancé."

"Also-" "Shit there's more?"

"Yes, don't interrupt me."

Tony just stared at Rhodey dumbfounded.

"When Tony's drunk he's a fucking child. Pep can back me up on it from Tony's big birthday party back in 2011 with how he acted and he even pis-"

"That's enough of that Rhodey Bear go annoy someone else please-"

Rhodes stared at Tony with a knowing Smirk, the man just glaring back.

"Oh and someone tell him to stop calling his PTSD 'Spicy nostalgia.'" Tony barked out a laugh. "It was one time!"

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✨Spicy nostalgia✨

I have an actual chapter I just finished so that'll be up in a few minutes :))