Irondad & spiderson One shots {open}

Stitches

*3RD POV*

Foolish Child: Hey Mr. Stark
Foolish Child: Mr. Stark
Foolish Child: I know you're up
Foolish Child: Mr. Starkkkkkkkkk
Foolish Child: get ur insomnia ass up
Father: excuse me
Father: who gave you these rights of speaking to me like that
Foolish child: You're awake! :D
Foolish child: lmao
Father: go to bed
Foolish child: No ❤️
Father: wha- ok whatever. Why are you awake it's like-
Father: 4:30 in the ducking morning I-
Father: why is auto correct changing my profanity
Foolish child: probably because FRIDAY doesn't like it when you curse around me
Foolish Child: or maybe Mr. Rogers changed it
Father: funny joke ha ha Cap could never
Father: but seriously why are you up this late- or early??
Foolish Child: oh yeah I forgot about that lmao
Foolish Child: I'm kinda bleeding out in this alleyway. I got stabbed and it'll more than likely need stitches.
Foolish Child: It's truly not a vibe
Foolish Child: would not recommend
Foolish Child: then again, I felt worse when I failed that one exam
Father: You- YOU COULDV'E TOLD ME THIS IN THE FIRST TEXT HERE I AM AT 4:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING TEXTING MY KID AND I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING- HOW DID I NOT EXPECT THIS
Foolish Child: lmao dad are u done
Father: THIS IS WHY YOUR NAME SAYS FOOLISH CHILD
Father: BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU ARE
Foolish Child: Yeah I'm pretty sure that was clear from the beginning :)
Father: you have no rights of smiling at me
Foolish Child: well like.. are you coming to get me
Father: do you really think- yeah kid I'm like 30 seconds away. FRIDAY says you'll definitely need stitches for that. I'll get you to medbay and I'll call you in sick tomorrow for school.
Foolish Child: are you sure? It'll be mostly healed by then
Father: key word, mostly. Which means there'll be some kind of pain left. Which means it's time for a movie day. See you in a second kiddo
Foolish Child: see you. Thanks :)))

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OK NOW ITS TIME FOR BED-