Irondad & spiderson One shots {open}

Teeth

Idk why but Tony Stark being a genius but a total idiot is the funniest thing to me. It's my favourite thing lmao

TW: mention of blood

*3RD POV*

Tony was just minding his own business. He thought it was just a normal day. Couldn't that just happen? Couldn't Tony just have one day where his heart didn't feel like it would plunge through his chest from surprise?

No.

(Lmao universe said No❤️)

"Daddy!!"

"Morguna you ok?"

"Daddy c'mere!"

Morgan sounded surprised. Her voice shook with an emotion Tony didn't know.

As he walked to her room he noticed drops of blood on the floor.

And then he saw Morgan.

Tony: KID
TONY: PETE
Tony: PETER
TONY: ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE I KNOW YOU'RE ON IT
Peter: MR. STARK WHAT'S WRONG
Tony: IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
Peter: Ok can we take caps off now I'm too lazy for that
Tony: Whatever yeah but I may or may not die right now
Peter: why????
Tony: It's Morgan I don't know why but she's BLEEDING
Peter: Where is she bleeding???
Tony: her mouth get your ass over here and help me.
Peter: omw does she seem like she's in pain??
Tony: Peter it's blood something pain worthy had to happen
Tony: but no she thinks it's funny I think she's in shock oh my god this is the worst-

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Peter got there within minutes and swung through the window.

"Where is she?"

"Right here- look."

"Petey!! I lost my first tooth by running into a wall!" She grinned and pointed at the gap.

Peter burst into laughter, not being able to hold it in.

"Mr. Stark I can't believe you couldn't tell," he wheezed wiping a fake tear from his eye. "You didn't know either! You listened to me freaking out!" "I lied! Also, why didn't you call Pepper if it was something actually wrong with her?" "As I said, I was freaking out and I'd rather now have Pep on my ass about not being able to watch a 6 year old."

"I mean, you didn't know that blood coming from her mouth was a lost tooth." "Her voice was shaking I thought she was dying or something." "I was excited!" Morgan cut in. "How are you an actual genius?!"

"I... have no fucking clue."

"Have you never lost a tooth before!?" "Well- yeah but excuse me if I forgot how children work." "I just lost a tooth like a week ago on patrol!"

"And that was also traumatising! I had to mentally prepare myself for your aunt's wrath! Today I had to prepare myself for Pep's!"

"Ok yeah that's a valid point-"

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