Irondad & spiderson One shots {open}

Halloween!

Spooktober. 31

*3RD POV*

"No."

"What?! Come on! Please Tony?" "No, I'm not doing it." "Why?!" "Because I said so." Peter groaned. "That's such a Dad thing to say." "Okay then." "You said you'd do it though!"

Peter had been following Tony around for the past 20 minutes pleading him to dress up as Sherlock Holmes. "Pleeeee~" Tony wished his hearing were gone so he could ignore his kid. Yes, he loved him but he would also love to shut him up right now.

"No." "Please!" "I said no." "But I already got the costume!" "Who's fault it that?" "Yours! Because you're too stubborn to put it on!" "I'm a grown man I'm not going trick or treating." "You don't have to! You're just taking me! May can't because she has work!" "I never said no to taking you."

"I'll go out in the Ironman suit. Happy?" "No," he deadpanned. "You look so much like Sherlock Holmes! It's been everywhere on the internet since the movie came out!" "So?" "The others said they were doing it."

Tony choked back a laugh. "What'd you get them to go as?" Peter took a deep breath.

"Thor is a dinosaur, Steve is a dog, Strange is going as Harry Potter, Shuri is going as a vine, T'Challa as a cat, Sam and Clint as angry birds, Loki is a snake, Nat in one of those black bodysuits, Vision as a human because he wanted to, Wanda as a witch, Rhodey as a soldier and Bucky as a fridge."

Tony would be lying if he said he wasn't cackling. "How long did it take you to convince them?" "Um... about this time. So? C'mon please? Do it for me?" Tony groaned. "Fine. I'll be my dumb twin." "He's not dumb. He's a freaking prodigy. Like you!" Tony rolled his eyes but couldn't help but smile.

When all the avengers came out in their costumes, it was silent until the whole team was laughing at each other. This would forever be an inside joke.

"What are you going to be anyway Peter?"

"Oh in going in my spider-suit 'cause it's the only time I can get away with taking my mask off." "You're grounded." "Wha-why?" "You made a big deal about me wearing a costume and you're going out in your spidey onesie."

"It's not a onesie!" "Whatever you say Pete." "OK put it on!" He shoved the costume in Tony's arms. He grumbled one last thing before going in his room to change.

When he came out, the other's laughed. "You literally look like yourself but with old timey clothes." "Yeah pretty much."

"Ok let's go!" They all walked out and people all around them took pictures. The next big title everywhere would be 'Avengers going trick or treating with child- all in costume.'

Later on, a reporter came up.

"Hello Mr. Stark. Can we ask you why-" "No. Bye." "...Rude..."

The night went on really well. They all got full pillow cases of candy. The only thing is that Peter did a Spider-Man contest and a guy in a Deadpool costume won. (Or was it actually Deadpool)

He'd ranted about it for a while but got over it just as quick.

Around 11:30, they got home and watched some horror movies. Thor didn't really understand the concept, yelling about "slaying the terrible creature." Peter had reassured him it wasn't real but Tony could tell he was definitely a hypocrite. The kid jumped at most of the jump scares, unknowingly getting closer to Tony. The man just ignored it and put an arm around his kid.

It was a great night.

(And Tony got blackmail on Peter for being scared)

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Words- 620

Sry it's kinda short but Happy Halloween!!! This spooktober thing has been so much fun! Also, thanks so much for 30K!!! How tf is this book getting so many reads so fast?

Im gonna try to focus on my other marvel book, Forgive me for a lil bit. I haven't updated it in like... a month and a half.

(If you haven't already read it, It would be rly cool if you checked that out. It's basically Endgame but... some things are changed. It's kind of like how I thought endgame would go and I just added to it to make a story)

Anyway, have a great night/day!!!

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