●~TWDG Oneshotz~●

pokemon, mon MON

[Im working on a legit oneshot, I swear. This hyperfixation to pokemon sword came out of nowhere and ive been playing it for the past many...MANY days. Plus this been in my drafts for a hot minute so-]

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Louis: "I used 180 ultra balls to catch this fucking shiny wooloo but it was worth it."

Clem: "What the hell is a shiny?" *has actually ran into a dozen shinies, unknowkngly; killed every one of em unintentionally*
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Violet: *pets Wooloo* "I love you."

Clem: "What about meeee?"

Violet: *still focusing on the Wooloo* "Floofy is more important."
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AJ: "There's a Snorlax blocking the road...again..."

Louis: "Last time I fought one, my Rillaboom fainted...in one move."

AJ: "Lets just take the long way."
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Minerva: "Why do I attract so many ghost and poison types? Do they sense my demise or...?"

Clem: "Do you want the answer to that or do you want more poke balls?"

Minerva: "The latter."
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AJ: "Pikachu plus a 9 volt car battery plus fireworks equals-"

Mitch: "A ONE WAY TICKET TO HEAVEN, EVERYONE RUN!!!!"
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Tenn: "WOOLOO!!!" *hugs wooloo*

AJ: "Ah yes, my best friend, his giant sheep and *looks at Louis trying to capture a Dubwool only to get headbutt'd into a nearby lake* a dumbass."
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Clem: "EEVEE, I CHOSE YOU!"

Eevee: *pops out the ball and dips*

Clem: ".....what. That...how...?"
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Minerva: Ghost and/or Dark Type Gym Leader

Louis: Grass Type Gym Leader

Aasim: Water Type Gym Leader

Ruby: Fire Type Gym Leader

Brodie and Sophie both run Fairy Gym

Marlon: Ground Type Gym Leader

Omar: Battle Cafe Guy

Mitch and Willy would be in the Max Lair hunting Dynamaxed pokemons

Tenn and AJ would be trying to collect every pokemon

Violet would catch a Yamper and forget there was a tourney and just take care of the electro pup

Clem is obviously the Champion
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Aasim: "Eternatus is gonna destroy the entitr Galar Region? *runs away* "IM JUST A KID TRYNA CATCH A FUCKING GYRADOS!"
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Sophie: *uniform number is 47 or just some tame number*
Minerva/Violet/Mitch: * 666, 69, 420*
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AJ: *carrying 120 ultra balls* "Alright I'm ready-" *looks around* "WHERE ARE ALL THE POKEMONS?!"
Tenn: "...wait...we aren't supposed to murder them?"
AJ: "...Rillaboom...DRUM BEATING ON TENN'S HEAD!"
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Sophie: "Grookey, Scorbunny, Sobble...hmm, tough choice..."

Minerva: *shoves her out the way and steals all three starters*

Sophie: "Scorbunny, flamethrower! Sobble, water gun! Grookey, branch poke!"

*the three starters bully minnie and all hop over to Sophie and go with her*
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