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unorijilinalality would be true if I spelt it right, but i'm gay

[Shut up, this is how I cope.]
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Violet: "TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND!" *points to Clem*
"SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I GOT!"

Minerva: *appears from the dark corner of the room, holding a wine glass half full of Dr. Pepper*
"Lie again, motherfucker."
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Louis: "Bitch, I got it out the muscle." *flexes his muscles*

Violet: *in a boxing fighting stance*
"He wanna fight, I wanna tussle."
*wipes blood from nose*
"Talk bout-"

Clementine: *in the background, eating pizza*
"Mmmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm-".

Louis and Violet: *takes off boxing gloves* "Really?"
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Minerva: "I'm the bad guy."

Everyone else: "Duh."
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James: "Louis is kinda cute."

Minerva: "Violet's hot."

Clementine: "EVERYONE'S ATTRACTIVE!"

AJ: "My food's cold."
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AJ: "I couldn't care less who dates Clem. I just want piggyback rides and rides to the arcade."
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Minerva: "How do you walk all over me and walk away?"

Violet: *pulls down sunglasses and looks at Minerva*
*pulls sunglasses back up*
"In 6 inch high heels."
*sips iced coffee*
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Marlon: "I think I need a haircut."

AJ: *running towards Marlon w/ Vi's hatchet.*
"HAIRCUT TIMMMMEEEE!!!"
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Violet: "Clem."

Clementine: "Vi."

AJ: "Lou."

Louis: "Disco Broccoli."
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Violet: *drunk*
"You'll have to forgive me. I hate everyone except for like 4 people here."
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Louis: "JUST CALL ME DADDY!"

Clem and AJ: *looks at each other and then back at Lou* *at the same time* : "No."
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Minerva: "Psychopathic but it's okay."

AJ: "See? I'm fine."

All of the Erickson kids: "HE MURDERED MARLON!"

Minerva: "He's a lil pyschopath and I love him."

AJ: *loads the gun*
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Tenn: "We do it for the vine."
*shotguns a Mtn Dew and jumps out of the 2nd story window and cannonballs into a pool outside*

Willy: "Shit, was I supposed to record-"

AJ and Tenn: "DUDE!!!"
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Brody: "You can spend everyday in the sun."

Violet: "And die of skin cancer, FUN!"

Brody: "Listen here you emo punk ass bit-"
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Rosie: *barks*

Louis: "She said stop calling me names, Vi."

Violet: *from the other room*
"BITCH BOI BELOUGA."
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