[I've been serious with most shit I publish...this is not the case. Welcome to memes.] [Side note: idk wtf im doing, these sound funny in my head but im just a special snowflake okay😅😂]
Clem: *singing "The Love Club*
"Be apart of the love club, everything will glow for you."
Violet: *turns off the light*
C: "Vi?"
V: *walks around wearing her light up Sketchers*
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Louis: "so who the fuck ate my chicken nuggets?!"
Violet: *whispering to Clem* FUCK! RUN! *grabs Louis's McDonalds bag*
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Omar: "I'm the best chef ever."
Gordon Ramsey: "You sure about that?"
Omar: *slides him a bowl of rabbit stew*
Ramsey: "finally some good fucking food."
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Violet: "What if I was gay?"
*Louis, Aasim, Clem, AJ, Tenn, Ruby, Rosie, Brody, Marlon, Mitch, Minerva, Sophie, Rosie collectively stare at Violet*
All of them: "YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!"
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(AJ and Tenn at Starbucks)
Tenn: "I'll have a double caramel chocolate esspresso mochachino cabruenero latte with extra sugar shots and whipped cream please!"
AJ: "Can I get water?"
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Clem: "AJ, you have to kill me."
AJ: ......
Clem: ......
AJ: "How about we play poker inste-"
Clem: AJ!
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Louis: "OH MY DARLING OH MY DARLING OH MY DARLING CLEMENTINE!!!"
Violet: "SHUT THE HELL UP LOUIS!"
Louis: "MAKE ME!"
Violet: *grabs flamethrower and walks towards piano*
Louis: *shrieks*
Clementine: *half asleep, stumbles into the room* "Why is Louis screaming again? Did Violet pull out a gun on you again?"
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AJ: "Tenn, spell ICUP."
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Willy: "ChRoNic MaS-"
Literally everyone on Earth: "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
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Violet: "I love-"
Louis: "Girls?"
Clementine: "Chicken nuggets?"
AJ: "Clementine?"
Tenn: "Minerva?"
Mitch: "Pussy?"
Brody: "Being a depressing bitch?"
Marlon: "Being the emo lesbian of the group?"
Minerva: "Being a hopeless romantic?"
James: "Being violent?"
Lily: "Running towards explosions?"
Violet: ".......the stars....."
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James: *wearing a feathered boa* I'm too gay for this bullshit.
Violet: *bursts in wearing a rainbow flag, holding a pink drink from Starbucks* "GAY POWER, ACTIVATE!"
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●~TWDG Oneshotz~●
Fan Fiktion[Cover Pic designed by skuroddls from RedBubble with a few of my edits] ~short stories i made up about characters from twdg series~
