●~TWDG Oneshotz~●

long live the dumbass

[Meme write cuz i cant form whole ideas for this fandom anymore.]
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Minerva: "LONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE, I DONT WANNA BE SAVED-"

Violet: "Looking at your search history, I don't think you would be saved."
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Aj: *looking at the neighbor's broken window, holding a baseball bat* "So if the cops come...?"
Tenn: "I didn't do it. You didn't do it. It was Louis' fault."
Aj: "Correct."
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Clem: "Damn my back hurts from carrying this whole fucking fandom."
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Louis: "I'll take a venti mocha cappichino with 3 pumps vanilla, 2 pumps cane sugar, oatmilk, 2 extra expresso shots and extra whipped cream."

Violet: *squints at Louis before looking at the barista* "I'll take a black coffee."
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Clem: "Where's AJ?" *searching around frantically*

Violet: "He's with Willy."

Clem: "Oh, okay." *calms down* *realizes*

*off screen explosion*

Louis: *running inside his house covered in soot* "THEY BLEW UP MY FUCKIN POOL!"
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Willy: "I am pure chaos, a hell raiser, I will destroy this world in fire."

Tenn: "Cool dude, do you want chocolate milk and cookies or chicken nugs?"

Willy: "......Choccy milk."
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Minerva: "If I had a dollar for everytime I attacked someone I loved, I'd have about $4.50."

Violet: "Wait, where did the 50 cents come from?"

Minerva: "........so 4.50, how bout yall"
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Clem: "Marry, Flip, Kill. Me-"

Lou and Vi: "MARRY CLEM!"

Clem: ".....did yall wanna hear the other options or-?
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Aasim: "Look, I lost a bet with Louis, Clem. So I need to borrow a dress."
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Louis: "Does these high heels make my ass look big?"

Violet: *facepalming* "You give me both gender envy and a fuckin migraine."
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Violet: "Spotify wrapped really called my ass out, what's yalls top music genre?"

Clem: "Pop punk."

Aasim: "Classical."

Omar: "R&B."

Louis: "Medieval slow jazz."

Violet: "I got Em- wait the fuck did you say Louis?"

Louis: "LOOK THE 14TH CENTURY HAD SOME BOPS-"
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Each character's theme song:

Clem: Warrior- Imagine Dragons

Louis: Line Without A Hook - Ricky Montgomery

Violet: Girls- girl in red

Minerva: Enemy- Arcane Soundtrack

AJ: Kids with Guns- Gorillaz

Tenn: It's Alright - Mother Mother

Omar: Bullfight- A Day to Remember

Ruby: To Live and Let Go - All Time Low

Willy: Misfit Toys - Arcane Soundtrack
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Minerva: "I'm twisted up inside mind."

Violet: "Yeah, we know."

Clem: "Pretty obvious."

Louis: "Am I supposed to act shocked."

Minerva: "...I was..singing a song...."
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Clem: "Everybody's watching me."

*the millions of players all waving at her*
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Clem's Spotify

• Never Fade Away - Cyberpunk 2077 Soundtrack
•Everybody's Watching Me - The Neighborhood
•WDYWFM - The Neighborhood
•Sunshine - Sia
•Your Power - Billie Ellish
•my future - Billie Ellish
• The Rose - Memphis May Fire
•Triggered - Chase Atlantic
•XO - eden

Louis' Spotify

•Friends - Chase Atlantic
•Her - Chase Atlantic
•Caraphernelia - Pierce The Veil
•Two Times - Jack Sauber
•Someone You Loved - Lewis Capalde
•Find Me In Your Dreams - Ace of Hearts
•hurts 2 hate somebody - ELIO

Violet's Spotify

•Pride Playlist
•This Is girl in red Playlist
•WLW playlists
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A/N: i have one last oneshot im actively working on but that might be it. I think im outgrowing the fandom and maybe thats for the best. I'm not active in it anymore like alotfa other creators and maybe its time to finally end this.
Thanks for all the reads and likes over the years but i think TWDG Oneshotz will have its last hurrah before going to rest