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I'M SORRY ABOUT F**KING ALL YOUR FRIENDS

[A/N now that I have your attention XD thanks for 13k reads, I was gonna be all sappy and shit but, no. Thanks, love yall and here's some memes.]

[3/7/20 13.1K Noice dudes, dudettes and non conformers, love yall♡]
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Louis *rapping* "This is to all my hatin hoes that seeing me getting guap right now."

Violet: "Wait you said "Guap" or "Guac" ?"

Clementine: *holding a bowl of guacamole and a bag of tortilla chips*
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Gabe: "Why does everyone hate me?"

Minerva: *shoves him aside*
"No, people hate me more."

Lily: *football tackles Minerva*
"Nah, people hate ME more."

Arvo: *points a gun at Lily*
"They hate me most."

L,M,G: "Yeah, you right."

Carver: *breaks Arvo's kneecaps with a crowbar*
"Are you sure about that?"
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*Minerva and Sophie at Starbucks*

Sophie: "Can I have a grande- no, VENTI caramel mochochino with 12 extra syrup pumps of vanilla, 3 cups of ice with cold brew sweet iced non fat whole lactose free cow tiddy milk and a chocolate chip brownie please?"

Minerva: *looks at Sophie and then back at the barista*
"I'm gay, yall got iced coffee?"
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Violet: "I like my coffee as dark as my soul."

Louis: "You're drinking a vanilla frap-"

Violet: "SHUT UP LOUIS!"
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Aasim: "Hey, has anyone see Violet?"

Louis: "Nah, but gimme a second."
*cracks knuckles and presses the high 'G' key on his piano*

Violet *from 3 rooms away*: "wHeN i WaS a YoUnG bOY-"
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Lee: "You have a girl, who loves you."

Every wlw that loves Clementine: "WHAT ABOUT US?!?!?"
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Ruby: "Aasim, darling, can you help me with the horses? Aasim, where the fuc-"

Aasim *in a ten gallon hat, riding a horse*
"I GOT THE HORSE IN DA BACK-"

Ruby: "WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

Aasim: "....I got the horses..."
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Violet, James, Minerva: "Well maybe I'm the f@g&0t, America."
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Mitch: "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"

Violet: "For the last time- I'M NOT A PIKACHU! BUT what do you want?"

Mitch: "I need you to electrocute Aasim-"

Violet: "Why?"

Mitch: "He said "Charmander sucks"."

Violet: "HE SAID WHAT?!" *grabs tazer*
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Sophie: "Love you, sis."

Minerva: "Yeah...about that..."

Sophie: "What's with the gun, Minnie?!"
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James: "I hate people."

Violet: "I felt that."

James: "I hate you too."