●~TWDG Oneshotz~●

randomness at my finest

[A/N: the world's falling apart and I'm just waiting for the covid-19 epidemic to have one of its casualties come back from the dead. But yall stay safe, safe clean, and STOP BUYING UP ALL THE DAMN TOLIET PAPER. Anyways, chaotic memes cuz im unoriginal af.]

[Edit 4/13/20: Yeah. Idk whats up with this fandom. I'mma keep doing what I do and that's that.]
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"Louis, if you sneeze, I have the right to shoot you."

Louis, looking at Violet, grabbing bottles of Lysol cleaner.
"I have allergies mate."

Clementine, showing up with 3 cases of beer: "I got Corona and I'mma share it with yall."

Violet: *sprays Clemtine with the Lysol and runs out the store*
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Louis: "I'm so glad my job is closed for a month cuz of this shit."

*Violet and Mitch staring at Louis*

Mitch: "Good for fucking YOU!"

Violet: "HOW COME YOU GET TO CHILLAX AT HOME WHILE WE HAVE TO WORK?!"

Mitch: "Wait, we don't gotta work if something happened to our job-"

Louis and Violet: "You're not blowing up the store!"

Mitch *on the phone with Willy*: "So set the dynamite up in the backroom-"
"I'm sorry, ya'll said something?"

[10 minutes pass]

Clementine: "Why is Willy on the news for domestic terriorism?"

Mitch: "I gotta go um, get some toliet paper!" *rushed out of the house*

*Louis and Violet look at each other and then shrug their shoulders*
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Willy: *sneezes*

Everyone: *pulls out a gun and points it at him*

Willy: "I HAVE ALLERGIES OKAY! I'VE TOLD YOU ALL THAT LIKE 15 TIMES ALREADY!"
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AJ: "So what's it like being that tall?"

Minerva: "It's pretty grand, I can see alot from up here."

AJ: "Can you see my hatred for you?"

Minerva: -____-
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Marlon: "My hair is-"

Violet, Brody, Louis, Minerva, Sophie, AJ, Clementine, Lily, Lee, Kenny, Luke, Omid, Christa, Duck, Katjia, Ben, Javier, Gabe, David, Mariana, and Chuck all collectively at once: "ATROCIOUS!"

Marlon: "I was gonna say dirty but damn."
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Clementine: "Nothing scares me, except one thing-'

*points to picture of Rule 34 TWDG artwork*

"That shit terrifies me."
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Violet: "I could cut you with my jawline alone."

Clementine: "And I'd thank you for that."
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Louis: "Why does everyone hate me?"

Violet: "They hate ME more, trust me."

AJ: "I'm just a kid and alotta people hate me for doing the right thing."

Clem: "I don't get how the main character gets hated on but I SURVIVED BITCHES!"
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Minerva: *wakes up in panic and rubs her left cheek*