[Have been playing minecraft and .....ya]
<crackhead funny oneshot bcuz i physically cannot write for shit lately>
(My only coping mechs are video gaming and self depricating jokes, ok mate.)
______________________________________Lou: "Creeper, Aw Man!"
Violet: *ignites a stack of TNT in the nether, right as Marlon breaks through the 2 by 1 wall seperating them*
Violet blew MarMarlon up
Clem: *wearing an Elytra*
"HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP-"Clemmy fell from a high place
AJ: *mining Obsidian with his bare hands*
______________________________________AJ: *drinks speed potion*
"I'M FAST AS FUUUUCK BOIIII!"
*runs directly into a creeper*AvengeAJ was creeped on
______________________________________Aasim: "I'mma tame a horse, I'll be back by nighfall."
Ruby: "Okay, sweetie, love you."
*13 minutes later*
Aasim: *runs into the house and barricades the door*
"I fed them."Ruby: "Fed who?"
*hundreds of wolves spawn into the room, wagging their tails*
Aasim: "All I did was feed two of them some lamb, the next thing ya know-"
*another wolf pup spawns and hops into Ruby's arms*
______________________________________Violet: "I ate a suspicious stew, now I can't see shi-"
*falls into a raveen*
VictoryVi tried swimming in lava
Louis: *eats a suspicious stew* *becomes blind*
"VIOLET!!! HELP, I CAN'T SEE-"
*falls into the same raveen*
SinclaireLou fell from the sky
Clem: *looks at stew bowl*
"I think I'll pass-"
______________________________________Clem: "Why is Louis staring at the enderman?"
Violet: *rides her pig besides Clem* "He fears nothing. Or he's a noob."
Louis was slained by an enderman
______________________________________Violet: "Louis, if I accidentally pushed you into lava-"
*Louis jumps into the lava*
Clem: "LOUIS!!!"
Louis: "Relax babe, I drunk a fire resist potion."
Violet: "How long ago?"
Louis: *checks watch* "About 2 minutes and 53 seconds ago, why?"
Violet: *sighs* "I knew we shouldn't have given him full diamond armor."
Louis tried to swim in lava
______________________________________*in the nether*
Louis: "I'm so fucking tired of mining for ancient debris, I'm goin to bed."
*plops down bed*Clem and Vi: "NO LOUIS WAIT-"
LouLou, VictoryVi, and Clemmy died to intentional game design
______________________________________Clem: *riding a hoglin* "Aw they're kinda cute."
Louis: "HOW IS THAT LEGAL?! THE FU-"
LouLou was slayed by Piglin Brute
_______________________________________AJ: "Just me and my trusty water bucket." *jumps from 2000 meters in the air.
Clem: "He does realize his bucket was empty right?"
Louis: "He will in...3, 2...one..."
AJ fell out of heaven.
AJ: "Just me and my empty bucket." *jumps again*
Violet: " 'Tis a mood-"
_______________________________________Minerva: "Boom, double minecraft beds."
Violet, holding Clem bridal style:"Cool, where will you be sleeping?"
Minerva: -_-
_______________________________________Aasim: "I got 12 eyes of ender and 64 bread."
Louis: "I have full diamond gear and an enchanted sword."
Ruby: "I have four god apples and three stacks of blocks."
Violet: "I have leather armor and a water bucket."
Clem: "I have a horse. That's all I'm using against the ender dragon."
AJ: "Dog army." *45 wolves spawn and follow AJ*
_______________________________________Marlon, wearing full netherite enchanted armor: "I'M GOD NOTHING SCARES ME!"
*sees a baby zombie in full diamond armor*
Marlon: "I'm going back inside, I ain't dealin with that."
_______________________________________Clem: "I stole a villager's bed and this big ass iron dude gonna fucking slap me so I HAD TO KILL HIM!!!" *holds the iron*
"I DIDN'T WANNA BUT I WAS ON HALF A FUCKING HEART!"AJ: "Really?"
*hits Clem*Clem was slain by AJ
Vi/Lou: "Do we kill him now or.....?"
Aasim/Ruby: "NO!"
_______________________________________Mitch: "Cool, a spawner!!!"
Aasim: *reading the sign outside the spawner*
"Dude, it's a creeper spawne-"*explosion*
*explosion*
*Mitch screaming and furiously eating bread*
*explosion*
Mitch was crept on.
_______________________________________
[Just a small little post, working on an actual oneshot to post whenever i get motivated. See yall ♡]
YOU ARE READING
●~TWDG Oneshotz~●
Fanfiction[Cover Pic designed by skuroddls from RedBubble with a few of my edits] ~short stories i made up about characters from twdg series~