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memes part dos

A/N: So I did this, and honestly, it was hella funny to me, so why not do it again?] <Also, there are some tik tok references so pardon me for being a tiktoker, i have no life.>

Clem: "I love you-"

*Violet and Louis stumbling out from Clem's closet in full shock*

Clem: "....AJ..."
*AJ cuddling Clem 'cuz he had a bad dream*

Vi and Louis: "Dammit."
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Clem: "Violet, please come out."

Vi: "I'm gay."

Clem: "I support you but come out of the shower, I hope there's some fucking hot water left."
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AJ: "Rule Number One, never go alone. Rule Number Two, never mess with Violet's nuggets."
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*creators at TellTales*
"Why is the lesbo in love with chicken nuggets? Is that a gay culture thing?"

Every non vegan queer: "Yeah, pretty much."
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Clem: "MY LEG!!!"

That "MY LEG" dude on Spongebob <i think its steve????>: "Hold the fuck up-"
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Violet: "FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS, I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!"
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*on the Delta's boat*
Louis: *talks about how Clementine is so amazing and beautiful nonstop*

Minerva: "Is it a hate crime to kill him?"
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Louis: "So I'm sitting there, bbq sauce in my testies-"

*Aasim chokes on his water*
*Ruby covers her ears*
*Clem and AJ look at each other and then back at Louis*
Violet: *claps*
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Aasim: "Anybody have the notes?"

Violet: "What notes?"

Aasim: "For math class."

Violet: "What's math?"
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Lee: "It's so nice to finally meet the professor whose been teaching my girl Clementine this semester.

*teacher looks uncertain at Clem*

Teacher: "I've never seened that girl in my life."

*Clem breaks into a nervous sweat*
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*The Erickson gang all huddled over a single phone reading my wattpad stories about them*

Marlon: "Man, she really supports the gays."

*Clem and Vi both blush*

Both of them: "Shut up, Marlon."

Louis: "At least they have their romantic endings."

AJ: "At least you're included."

*Brody, Willy, Minerva, Sophie, Tenn, Mitch, and James glare evily*

All of them: "AT LEAST YOU'RE IN THE STORY!!!!"
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AJ: "FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!"

*Violet sobs in the corner*

Clem: "AJ!"

AJ: "SHE ATE MY FRIES!!!"
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Minerva: "Are you fighting the urge to make out with me right now?"

*Violet sitting across from her, chewing*

Vi: "Not really, I'm really into this pizza though- Aw man! They burnt my fucking cookie, assholes.
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Violet: "I can't decide whether you should live or die."

Clem: "Vi, you're talking into a mirror."
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Marlon: "SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!?!

AJ and Clem: "GUNS!!"

Violet and Brody: "BOWS!!!"

Mitch and Willy: "BOMBS!!"

*Tenn, Aasim, and Louis all whistling innoccently*
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Clem: "One of you will betray me today."

Violet: "Is it me, Jesus?"

Clem: "No, it's not you."

Louis: "Is it me, Jesus?"

Clem: "No, it's not you either."

AJ holding the gun, covered in Marlon's blood: "Is it me, Jesus?"

Clem: "iS iT mE jEsUs?!"
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Minerva: "I'm a bad ass bitch what ya looking at? I'mma throw that back like a cadillac. I don't care how you throw it, I'mma head on that. Gonna break this bitch, dismantle that."

Violet: "Stupid boy think that I need him."

Clem and Lou: "F.R.I.E.N.D.S. We're just friends." *kisses*

AJ: "Why can't my family be normal?"
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Minerva: "Did you know 1 in 3 people are gay?"

*Violet and James looks at Minerva*

James: "Well I AM gay!"

Violet: "So am I."

Minerva: "SO AM I!!"

*silence*

Minerva: "This is why I don't fuckin read newspapers, they always lie."
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Minerva: "Netflix and Chill."

Violet: "Hulu and Do-You."

Louis: "Disney Plus this Dick."

Brody: "HBO and Blow."

Marlon: "Amazon Prime and Sexy Time."

AJ: "Why can't I just watch Youtube in peace?!"
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Violet: "I'm gay, I can't do math."

Clem: "I'm bi and I can't drive."

Louis: "I'm straight and I can't aim."
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Tenn: "If you took a shot for every regret of yours-"

Louis and Brody: "I'd be tipsy."

Mitch and James: "I'd be pretty drunk."

Violet and Marlon: "I'd be wasted."

Minerva and Clem: "I'd be dead."

AJ: "A shot from which gun-"

Everyone: "NO AJ!!!"
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