Gi-hun: Hi everyone I'm Seong Gi-hun
Sang-woo: I'm Cho Sang-woo
Sae-Byeok: Kang Sae-Byeok
Ali: Hello everyone, I'm Ali
Gi-hun: And today we will be doing this thirst tweet thing we've been seeing other celebrities do.
Sang-woo: Wait so what's the objective of this?
Gi-hun: We just reach our hand into this container here and read the tweet that a fan has tweeted on Twitter.
Ali: This is going to be interesting.
Gi-hun:*reaches into the "Thirst Tweets" container and pulls out a slip of paper* Here's one from squidgamefan106
Squidgamefan106: After seeing Gi-hun's @$$ in the air during that honeycomb game idk who has the biggest dump truck; Gi-hun or Ali
Ali: I'm sorry but I don't own a dump truck.
Sae-Byeok: *snickers* Um, that's not what they meant by dump truck Ali.
Ali: Well what do they mean?
Sae-Byeok: Just go to that mirror over there and turn around.*stifled giggles*
Ali: Ookay? *goes to mirror and turns around* I don't get it, it's just my butt.
Sae-Byeok:*facepalms* He doesn't get it.
Gi-hun: Anyway um,*laughs* next one.*reaches into the TT container and pulls out the 2nd slip of paper* Oh this one's about Sang-woo by sangwooismysugardaddy.
Sang-woo: *shoots up* I'm who's what?
Sangwooismysugardaddy: It's Sang-woo's fault for making me gay. If he was here I'd toss dat @$$ like it was the last salad in the world.
Sang-woo: They what my what like it was what?*face turning red*
Sae-Byeok: I knew this was gonna go wrong. Moving on.
Gi-hun: I'm going to try to find one about Sae-Byeok.
Sae-Byeok: Don't you dare!
Gi-hun: Too late. *reaches into TT container and pulls out 3rd slip of paper* Here's one about Sae-Byeok from player028
Player028: Sae-Byeok seems like the type to punch someone in the balls. Now I'm adding that to my bucket list.
Sae-Byeok: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
Ali: How does that bring any pleasure?
Sang-woo: *groans* Let's just say there's people who's pain is their pleasure.*rubs face*
Ali: *face turning red* Oh my...
Gi-hun: Uhhhh...moving on. *reaches into TT container and pulls out 4th slip of paper* Here's one about Ali from leaderofAliAdulsupremacy
LeaderofAliAdulsupremacy: Ali is such a cinnamon bun that I just wanna eat him up
Ali: What do mean? I'm not tasty and that's cannibalism.
Gi-hun: *facepalms*
Sang-woo: You know what? Let me pick the next one.*reaches into TT container and pulls out the 5th slip* Alright this one is from ihatelovesangwoo
Ihatelovesangwoo: I hate the fact Sang-woo fucked Ali over in episode 6 but I still ship them.
Sang-woo: I've been hearing this whole "Sali ship" all over the internet. What is that?
Sae-Byeok: It's basically a ship name for you and Ali as in fans like the idea of you two together.
Ali: What? But I have a wife and kid and I'm not gay.
Sang-woo: Right neither am I.
Sae-Byeok: I'll take the next one.*slips hand into TT container and pulls out 6th slip* Here's one about Gi-hun from gi-hunsslut
Gi-hunsslut: Tell Gi-hun's ex-wife that I'm giving Ga-yeong another sibling with Gi-hun
Gi-hun:*face turning red* Uhhh, I don't my uhhh, my daughter would want another brother or sister. Um, sweetie if you're watching this um, do you wanna become a big sister?*waves at camera*
Ali: I wanna do one.*reaches into TT container and pulls out the 7th slip* Oh, this one's about me from aliadulsfuturewife.
Aliadulsfuturewife: Hey Ali, I got the WAP for you with your name on it.
Ali: Oh I've heard about it. Yes I like WAP but when it's dry I always add syrup to it.
All 3 of them: *looks at him shocked*
Sang-woo: Yea, he's into some freaky shit.
Ali: What? What's so freaky about me putting syrup on waffles and pancakes?
Gi-hun: What?*looks at him confused*
Ali: Isn't that what WAP stands for? "Waffles And Pancakes?"
All 3 of them:*facepalms*
Sae-Byeok: Alright everyone that's it for this Thirst Tweet bullshit. We hope this is what you guys have wanted. Bye*waves to camera*
Sang-woo: Have a good evening.
Gi-hun: Bye everyone.
Ali: Bye everyone, love you all.*does heart with his hands*
*Camera turns off*
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Squid Game Tumblr Imagines, Preferences, and Personal Thoughts
FanfictionOkay these are actually some imagines and preferences that I've written on Tumblr. Go see them if you want to @themindfulwriter16 on Tumblr. Enjoy
