Short People Problems-Cho Sang-woo

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Problem 1: Can't reach

You were in the kitchen trying to reach for the box of cereal but couldn't due to your small physique. Not even your tip toes could help you reach the box. All of a sudden you felt a presence behind you reaching for the cereal and passing it down to you. You looked up to see your lover Sang-woo.

"Need this, little one?" Sang-woo said smirking. You grabbed the cereal box and hit him on his arm while he laughed.

Problem 2: Mistaken Identity

Every time you and Sang-woo go out to either a bar or any place that involves alcohol or where you have to be a certain age and above to go in, you always get pulled aside to where you were asked to see your ID. One Karen lady even claimed your ID to be fake and tried to have you kicked out of the bar for having a fake ID.

Problem 3: Questionable stares

Okay so you have the height of a preteen so a lot of people will give you and Sang-woo a lot of stares.

"Is he a pedophile?"

"Is he a sugar daddy?"

"He looks young to have a kid."

The same Karen lady even tried to call the cops on Sang-woo for pedophilia and attempted child abduction. It took you two an hour to explain to the cops that you're an adult and that Sang-woo had no ill intentions that will involve a minor.

Problem 4: Can't do boyfriend fashion

Whenever you tried to look sexy for Sang-woo by wearing one of his dress shirts, you wind up making him laugh and he facepalms you because the sleeves go way past your arms and hands and dangles past your hips and the shirt goes way past your feet to where it nearly touches the floor. You almost slipped on it the first time you tried it.

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