Squid Game Randomness 3

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Me:*walking by*

Ali:*in the bedroom* Hyung! Pull out!

Sang-woo: I can't, you're too tight!

Ali: Pleeeassseee at least try!

Me:*busts down door* Bro what is y'all d-

Sang-woo:*looks at me with the bucket in his hands*

Ali:*just laying on the bed*

Sang-woo: What? Ali got his foot stuck in the bucket.

Me:*blushing* I'm just...yeah.*closes door*


Me: I don't have an obsessions with ships. I'm not one of those sugar fans.

Gi-hun: You literally have a notebook filled with fanfics of me and Jun-ho.

Me: Watch it old man.


Sang-woo: I believe to be morosexual. One guy the other day asked a dumb question and now my heart skips a beat when I see him.

Ali: Hey when's the 4th of July?

Sang-woo:*rips shirt off* Ali you're so fucking stupid...take me now.


Random guy: Hey pretty thang, you alone?

Ji-yeong: Nope I'm with my girlfriend.

Random guy: Oh, your best friend.

Ji-yeong: No I mean like my actual girlfriend.

Sae-byeok: *walks up and puts an arm around Ji-yeong* Don't talk to me or my girlfriend ever again or I'll rip yo-

Ji-yeong: Sae-byeok!


Ali:*laying down reading*

Sang-woo:*lays head on his butt*

Ali: Hyung? What are you doing?

Sang-woo: Taking a nap on this pillow.

Ali: Um, that's not a pillow.

Sang-woo: I said what I said.


Me: Sae-byeok did you stab someone!?

Sae-byeok: *covered in blood and holding a knife* No I may have aggressively poked that person with this knife.

Me:*facepalms* Oh my God...


Sae-byeok: I hate love, it's a waste of your time and the person's time. It's some that'll go away eventually or become toxic an-

Ji-yeong: Hey Sae-byeok*pecks cheek*

Sae-byeok: *picks her up and hugs her* Honey bunch!

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