Squid Game Randomness 1

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Ali-Man everyone is being shipped but me.

Sang-woo-There's literally a ship name of me and you.

Ali-I'm gonna be all alone!

Sae-byeok-I hate everyone! Everyone sucks!

Ji-yeong- Hi Sae-byeok.

Sae-byeok-*runs up and hugs her* Babe! I missed you!

Me:*seeing Sang-woo betray Ali* *sharp inhale and runs out the house*

Sang-woo-*in the tub chilling*

Me:*busts down the door with a toaster* BITCH YOU DONE FUCKED UP!!

Sang-woo-*lets out girlish scream* What the-

Sae-byeok: Hey author, who you think is thiccer; Ali or Gi-hun

Me-Yes

Me- My name is author and this is Jackass.

Sang-woo-*laying down minding his business*

Me-*smacks his ass* Damn boy lemme have a piece of that cake!

Sang-woo*chases me all around the house*

Me-*running*Totally worth it!

Me- Hey Ji-yeong, a lot of fans are requesting you to say "Aura Aura" in the most cute voice ever.

Ji-yeong- Okay. *clear throat* (in high pitch voice) Aura aura!

Sae-byeok-*bursts through the wall* I heard cuteness!

Me-Hey Ali what's the best seductive pick up line you can come up with?

Ali-*face turns red* Nooo it's embarrassing!

Me-C'mon please? For the readers?

Ali- Alright fine but Imma destroy Sang-woo in the process.

Sang-woo-What?

Ali-*tilts Sang-woo's head with his chin* Thats a nice suit...I bet it'll look nice on my bedroom floor.

Me-*face turns red* Jesus Christ take me now!

Sang-woo-*slaps him* At least buy me dinner first, ya perv!

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