Dragon Ball One-Shots

I don't even know myself

Me: "groan" ow my head what happened last night?

I looked around and suddenly felt arms around my waist and I looked behind me

Me: huh who's-"freezes"

With the others

Goku: man my head hurts how much did we drink last night?!

Vegeta: "growls" shut up Kakarrot and how am I supposed to know it's was Zoe's birthday!

Bulma: Vegeta can you not yell my head is banging

Fu: is Zoe Even awake yet?

Piccolo: I don't know but what I'm concerned about is how she'll react when she does wake up!

Suddenly a scream erupts through the house and I burst through the door

Me: can someone please tell me-WHY THE FLYING FUCK GOGETA AND VEGITO IN SSJ4 WERE IN MY BED ONLY IN THERE SHORTS?!

I panted and took a deep breath then yelled

Me: AND WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE WOLF EARS AND A TAIL?!

Everyone:"sweat-drops"

Fu: Well you see you got pretty drunk last night

Gohan: And it was your first time drinking

Trunks: and you found the dragon balls

Vegeta: What the idiots a trying to say is shit went down

Flashback

Me: "hiccups" wa who! I'm so happy right now

Goku: Zoe I think you've had enough time for bed

Me: your not my dad! Plus if he was here he would freak out!

ChiChi: come on Zoe it's time for bed

I glared at her and drank my drink

Me: you can't control me Imma free chicken nugget!

Piccolo: "snickers"

Beerus: child go to bed it 1 in the morning!

Me: "gasps" no body move the kitty just spoke!

Whis: "giggles" oh my it seems she is very drunk my lord

Vegeta: whatever let's just-wait were did she go?!

You could see a dust cloud shaped like me

Zamasu: oh you mean the mortal? She's currently summoning Shenron

Everyone: WHAT?!

Cooler: quick we need to stop her before she can make a wish!

Me: oh mighty Shenron I wish I was a wolf blood/Saiyan!

Shenron: Your first wish is granted speak your second wish!

White wolf ears and tail appear and I felt the Saiyan power

Me: my final wish is that the fusions Gogeta And Vegito we're real and had there own life!

Shenron: your wish is granted good bye and happy birthday!

Said Saiyans appeared and looked confused

Me:"giggles" hey cuties

I hugged both of them and they blush

Gogeta And Vegito: oh why hello again lady Zoe

Me: today's my birthday and well mama wants her dream to come true "purrs"

There tails swayed and they blushed even more as Gogeta picks me up

Gogeta: your wish is our command!

The others arrive and looked confused at me as I speed past them

Me: see ya later cubs mama got her wish "giggles"

Flashback end

Vegeta: And that's what happened

Me: "blushes" I I did that?!

Jiren: yes and when Frezia tried to invade you came out in your underwear and beat him up shouting "begone thot your ruining snuggling time!"

Me: "speechless"

Gogeta: oh come on it was her first time drinking!

Vegito: yeah besides I found pretty hot when she K.O'd Frezia

Me:"blushes even more" I'm I'm going back to bed "drags both fusions with me"

The room went silent until I burst through the door and kicked Zamasu and Goku Black in the balls as the other males in the room hold there jewels in fake pain

Both males: why?!

Me: "glares" because you killed Goku's family in the future and for calling me mortal!

Gogeta picks me up as I glare at them all

Me: Nothing happened last night so good day to you all!