It was a hot day in New York. Peter laid sprawled out on the couch when his dad walked in.
"Hi dad. I'm warm," Peter said wiping sweat from his brow.
"Hi warm, that is a funny name," Tony replies moving his sons legs and sitting down.
"You named me," Warm says and drops his head back on the couch.
"I wanted to name you Benjamin," Tony says looking at his son.
"Then why did you name me warm??" Warm asks in confusion.
"Because when you were born I was like 'Hot Damn' and Pepper was like 'We can't name our kid that', so I named you warm," dad explains to Warm.
"Oh," warm replies quietly.
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"CUT!" Anthony yells from behind the camera.
"What the fuck just happened," Tom said looking at RDJ. Moments later the whole set broke out in laughter and Tom fell off the couch.
"That was the best improve I've ever done," RDJ says shaking his head while laughing.
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The first part of this is a word for word convo my dad and I had 15 minutes ago.
-EB
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FanfictionOne shots about Peter and his crazy life! Requests are open :) #1 in Ned 4/15/21 I am taking over this amazing story for @Fairytailabigail and I'm so excited to start writing ideas in this. They get better as they go!!
