*Jessie*
Jess: oh my god no, I so didn’t!
Holly: you did!
We were both wetting ourselves. My phone rings- its Danny. I smile and put him on speaker.
*call*
Jess: hey babe how’s boys night?
Danny: well hellooooo miss corn…ish
I laugh and so does holly
Jess: are we a little drunk dan?
Danny: who? Me? Noooooope im not… wait what, what did you say?
Im laughing so hard, trying to cover it up though
Jess: babe your drunk, where are the others?
Danny: i… don’t… know… im guessing… somewhere…
What? I look puzzled at hols
Jess: dan what do you mean? Where are the others?
Danny: I don’t know…
What?
Danny: jess oh my god, there’s a really… really… really big seagull! *whisper*
Jess: what are you on about Danny? Where are the others?... where are you?
Danny: I said, I don’t know you majesty… where are youuuuuu?
Jess: im at the hotel Daniel, maybe you should come back?
Danny: nooooooooo, im having fun… with Perry
Jess: Perry?
Holly is almost crying with laughter
Danny: the seagull *whisper*
Jess: right dann-
Glen: DANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY EYYYYYY THERE YA ARE
Danny: EYYYYY GLENNY BOIIIIII
I sigh inside, thank god. I see holly relax a tad too.
Glen: where have you beeeeeen?
Danny: with Perry the seagull…
I hold my laughter in
Danny: her majesty is on the phone *to glen*
He says thinking I can’t hear him
Jess: I can hear you
Danny: she can hear my oops * to glen*
I roll my eyes and laugh
Jess: baby when you coming back?
Danny: I don’t know my queen… not- wait whattttt?
Jess: when. Are. You. Coming. Home?
I hold my laughter in, what has he drunk?
Danny: not yeeeeet! The night is… old…
Glen: young twat
Danny: oops young…
Fuck sake, I have tears in my eyes oh my god!
Jess: be safe yeah?
Danny: we need a… baby.
What?!
Jess: w-what?
Danny: baby Jesus… you can be Mary and I’ll be god!
Oh dear god, give me strength.
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What Is Love? - Danny O'donoghue and Jessie J Fan-Fiction.
FanfictionA twisted love story that starts while they are young but can never quite end let alone begin. Will their love ever blossom or is it doomed from the start? Danny o'donoghue and jessie j fan fiction.
